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Piling On: Bobby Petrino Gets Animated GIF and Taiwanese TV Treatment

Let the piling on begin!

Former Arkansas football coach Bobby “How ‘Bout a Lift?” Petrino has been fired, rumors are swirling that there are nude photos of his manhood floating around the Internet, and his face still looks like an undercooked pepperoni pizza. So, how could things get any worse for the former Razorback? How about if people start re-enacting your infamous motorcycle accident using animation? (Bobby Petrino jokes will be along any minute . . . )

First, we have an animated GIF from an LSU fan which shows Petrino taking off on his bike, getting a thumbs up from Arkansas former governor Bill Clinton, Jessica Dorrell falling off the back, and then wrecking horribly . . . followed by LSU coach Les Miles celebrating like there’s no tomorrow.

And, if that’s not bad enough, Petrino also receives the hilarious animated re-enactment treatment from Taiwanese TV – NWA World Edition. Pay close attention to the, uh, “riding position” of Jessica Dorrell on the motorcycle. Most unorthodox, but also could explain the cause of the accident. Watch it for yourself below:

Bobby Petrino Update: Former Arkansas Coach Exchanged 100s of Texts w. Jessica Dorrell; May Have Included Nude Photos

The water is getting deeper for now former Arkansas football coach Bobby “I’ll Text You” Petrino. According to reports, he and his mistress/employee, Jessica Dorrell exchanged 100s if not thousands of text messages including 70 on Sept. 17, the day Arkansas beat visiting Troy 38-28. The university has released Petrino’s phone records and it does not make him look any better.

And if that wasn’t enough, there might be nude photos among those messages. But no, they are NOT of hot blonde former volleyball player Dorrell. Yep, that’s right: at least one online source is tweeting that there might be naked photos of the Coach. Or, more precisely, parts of the Coach. Call Brett Favre if you don’t understand that part.

And no, we don’t need to see those.

BadJocks Update: Naked Pictures of Jessica Dorrell (Bobby Petrino’s Gal Pal)

As I tweeted yesterday, the most popular search term leading people to BadJocks the past few days has been “Jessica Dorrell naked pictures.” Which, of course, we don’t have. So . . . my generous readers have been emailing me fake naked pictures of Ms. Dorrell.

STOP SENDING THEM TO ME!

I don’t have time to go through the ones I already have.

Thanks!