#Scottish #Soccer Fans Could Go to Jail for Singing #NationalAnthem, Making Sign of the Cross

Apparently being drunk and shouting profanities are still okay at football (soccer) matches, but singing God Save the Queen or making the sign of the cross now violates Scotland’s new anti-bigotry laws at sporting events. Local police still aren’t sure how this will be enforced, but already worry that the approximately $2 million set aside for enforcement won’t be nearly enough.

June 23, 2011

UK Soccer Cheerleaders Accused of Distracting Players on Losing Team – The Crystals

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March 31, 2011

What’s the best solution if you local soccer team isn’t bringing in the fans like it used to? Hire a bunch of scantily clad women as cheerleaders, that’s what you do. Until, of course, the team–in this case Crystal Palace in the UK–continues to lose, then some of the fans will blame these hotties for “distracting the players” as if grown men have never seen a woman dancing like ….


Video: UK Soccer Player Given Red Card for . . . Tackling Streaker?

UK soccer player tackles streaker, gets red card - video
March 9, 2011

First off, right up until the end, this is the most boring streaker video we have ever seen. They guy runs out with some kind of Afro wig on and then no one chases him. And when security does start to close in, they don’t seem real interested in tackling his naked behind. (Would you?) Finally, a soccer player on the yellow team takes matters into his own hands and…


UK Soccer Player Pulls Air Rifle Out in Locker Room ‘Accidentally’ Shoots Intern

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February 27, 2011

Anyone else remember the holiday movie classic “A Christmas Story?” In it, little Ralphie wants nothing more than a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas, but all the adults in his life keep telling him that he’ll “shoot his eye out.” Apparently UK soccer star Ashley “Deadeye” Cole never saw that movie or he would not have pulled a 22 caliber air rifle out of a box in the locker…