Video: Unbelievable Body Slam In a Soccer Game – Worcester City Vs Stockport County

February 24, 2015

Well, technically “over there” it would be a “football” game, but if I had put football in the title you would have thought it was an American football game where body slams are much more common and then not clicked on the link to watch the video, right? So, apparently this happened over the weekend in a game between Worcester City and Stockport County. We’re assuming there has always been…


Painful Sports Video: Chelsea Soccer Fans Prevent Black Man Boarding Paris Metro Train

February 18, 2015

While visiting London I had the chance to visit the Chelsea soccer stadium and took a tour of the facility. Seems like a great place to watch a match. But watching this sicking video makes me wonder the type of fans who fill those seats. Here’s more on the story from The Guardian: Amateur footage shows Chelsea football fans preventing a black man from boarding a Paris metro train shortly…


UK Cops Arrest English Football Hooligans BEFORE They Leave for Euro 2012

Call it preventive medicine. Police in Britain have arrested three known troublemakers and confiscated their passports before they could get on a plane to travel to the Euro 2012 soccer tournament in Poland. Apparently this is a pretty common practice with “known” hooligans, to prevent them from causing trouble in the host countries. They’re supposed to turn in their passports before the events (keeping them from traveling) and if they…

June 1, 2012

Trial for UK Soccer Hooligan Delayed When Bathroom Partition Falls Him

You’re all familiar with soccer hooligans, aren’t you? Tough guys who always want to brawl with other soccer fans, get into it with the police and generally cause trouble without regard to their own physical safety. Like Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, a member of the fearsome Holmesdale Fanatics who’s on trial in the United Kingdom for allegedly pushing a stadium steward over a railing during one game…

May 14, 2012

Strange Sports Video: Chicken Invades Soccer Pitch – Blackburn vs. Wigan, UK

May 10, 2012

Strange things seem to happen at soccer games all the time, < usually involving players taking dives. Or hooligan throwing flares onto the field. But this time, it was something even more unusual:  a chicken ran out onto the field. Nope, not a prank rubber chicken, an actual live chicken, wearing a Blackburn soccer club flag during a game against bitter rival Wigan in the United Kingdom. Not sure what...


UK Soccer Brawl Ends in Five Ejections – Video

March 30, 2012

And, shockingly, with all the punching and kicking going on, patient no one ended up on the ground clutching a knee. And yet, during a game, a stiff breeze can send a player to the turf in agony. Here’s more from the Daily Mail: Shamed Crawley duo Pablo Mills and Claude Davis have written letters of apology following their roles in a mass brawl after the club’s win at Bradford…


#Scottish #Soccer Fans Could Go to Jail for Singing #NationalAnthem, Making Sign of the Cross

Apparently being drunk and shouting profanities are still okay at football (soccer) matches, but singing God Save the Queen or making the sign of the cross now violates Scotland’s new anti-bigotry laws at sporting events. Local police still aren’t sure how this will be enforced, but already worry that the approximately $2 million set aside for enforcement won’t be nearly enough.

June 23, 2011

UK Soccer Player Pulls Air Rifle Out in Locker Room ‘Accidentally’ Shoots Intern

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February 27, 2011

Anyone else remember the holiday movie classic “A Christmas Story?” In it, little Ralphie wants nothing more than a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas, but all the adults in his life keep telling him that he’ll “shoot his eye out.” Apparently UK soccer star Ashley “Deadeye” Cole never saw that movie or he would not have pulled a 22 caliber air rifle out of a box in the locker…