All we can say is that this guy ran naked (except for his black socks) out onto the field during the Scunthorpe United vs Manchester United game last week. Okay, he didn’t just streak . . . he trotted out onto the field holding his junk, taunting opposing fans, then goes the length of the field and before appearing to walk right into a waiting security guard. But no! He fakes the guard out and makes a mad dash for freedom, only to fall flat on his naked arse. An instant classic!
Another Fall BadJocks Tradition has made an appearance this year : the high school football game streaker.
Typically they come out earlier in the season when it’s warmer, don nothing but gym shoes and masks (to help hide their identity), and dash across the field at the most inappropriate moment. Despite their best laid plans, they almost always get caught anyway. This most recent case happened in Pulaski, Wisconsin during a game Friday night. And yes, he got caught.
High school football fans in Pulaski got an eyeful when a streaker in a clown mask dashed across the field during Friday night’s game. Police say a 17-year-old from Pulaski has been arrested and will face multiple citations. The act happened during Pulaski’s 21-41 loss to Bay Port. Police say the student cooperated with them and believe he acted alone.
It’s a horse race called The Darwin Cup and apparently it attracts some of Australia’s best . . . drunks. In this case, a guy who stripped naked and jumped on the track, and then managed to expertly evade security staff until he tried to crash his way into the VIP tent.
At right, a clip from the video of his efforts. We’re not sure if the old ladies at the rail are shielding their eyes from his nudity, or trying to block out the sun so they can get a better look. Saucy old gals!
A streaker achieved fleeting but costly fame after sprinting naked onto the track at the end of the main race at the Darwin Cup. The unidentified man was captured on camera evading security guards before eventually being tackled as he tried to leap into the VIP tent. He copped a heavy fine from police, the Northern Territory News reports. The naked dash was one of several examples of rowdy behaviour as boozed-up patrons enjoyed the Cup.