Nope, you really don’t need to know much about this story, other than the fact that Joshua Greene, 27, is from Parkersburg, W.Va., and was nabbed shortly after the race in Bristol, TN. Oh, and when the cops located him in his car after his dash in the nude, his girlfriend was in there with a live raccoon which she had “rescued” from a park.
No word if the grill outside was warming up yet or not.
Streaking a professional or college sporting event? Yeah, there’s usually booze, a large crowd of adults, and maybe national TV coverage. A high school game? We can see fans getting so excited that they do something stupid to impress their friends on a dare. But to run naked across the field of a Little League game featuring kids 9 and under? That’s both stupid AND a little sick.
At right, Oliver S. Sullivan, the genius who performed this stunt AND dropped his cell phone as he ran naked across a ball diamond in Hingham, MA over the weekend on a bet. He won!
No doubt there were claims of shrinkage, due to the cold temperatures. Still, what genius decides it’s a good idea to streak across an ice arena?
An unexpected participant took to the ice during Saturday’s evening performance, wearing only flip-flops and a grin. “It made everyone’s jaws drop,” said Ice Show Director Scott Irvine. Some kids were heard asking if the streaker was part of the ice show. Other kids called the display “disgusting.” “Obviously, we do not think this is an appropriate activity at an ice show,” said Jack Sibbach, director of marketing and public relations for SunValley Co. (Spokesman-Review)