On the plus side, at least Cliff Harris of the Oregon Ducks solved that age old question of which is faster, a front wheel drive car or a rear wheel drive car? The correct answer is: a rental car always drives the fastest, getting clocked at 118 mph over the weekend. If he had a suspended license though, I wonder who rented it for him? Hmmm.
According to cops, who for some reason let him off with a ticket to appear in court later, he was going more than 80 MPH over the posted speed limit of 45 mph. Think you’d be a free man at this point if you did the same thing in your neighborhood on the way to work today? Someone try that and let us know how it works out for you….