Video: How Much Better Would Soccer Be With Special Effects?

We bet you’ve been thinking about this for a long time, like we have! What’s the best–and possibly only–way to make soccer more fun and interesting? Special effects, of course! Lots and lots of special effects. Here’s a sample of what the future of soccer could look like . . . if only the fans had the courage to demand it. Soccer With Special Effects – Watch More Funny Videos

June 26, 2012
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Warning to Soccer Hooligans: Poland Has Hired “Testicle Biting Police Dogs” for Euro 2012 Championships

Testicle biting dog
June 8, 2012

Do you really need to say more than that?  The Poles are obviously not messing around, as evidenced by an editorial in the English-language Krakow Post newspaper aimed at visiting fans from the UK, that asserted that local law enforcement agencies were MORE than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp during the Euro 2012 soccer championships.  “The Polish police are going to come down…

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Video: Worst Soccer Goal Celebration Ever?

April 16, 2012

Those choreographed team celebrations are SO 15 minutes ago!  Now, the best way to celebrate a teammates goal is to wait until he’s on his back on the ground and stand on his stomach. Let’s hope he’s not wearing spikes! And no, I don’t know who these teams are. Someplace in Eastern Europe I think.

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Painless Sports #Video: Female Reporter Drops Pants, Reveals #Thong, So #Soccer Player Can Autograph Her Behind

August 25, 2011

Not sure exactly what’s going on in this clip, but according to CNBC, it’s a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. No, she wants him to sign her buttocks, and takes her already tight jeans down to reveal her thong to give him plenty of space to write . . ….

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Painful Sports Video? Soccer Player Kicked in Head During Interview

May 11, 2011

Not sure where this video takes places (some vague South American country, we think) but the player being interviewed must know the guy who kicks him in the head during a live interview because it’s not followed by any gun play or fan riots. (UPDATE: The incident happened after the Italian Serie A league match between Roma and Milan. Adriano Cassano is being interviewed by Rai and Zlatan Ibrahimovic taps,…

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Painful Sports Video: A Compilation of Soccer Fouls & Flops from a Single Match

April 27, 2011

In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven’t see this many ankles grabbed in a single day since we covered the World Shin Kicking Championships in Australia a few years back. This “game” involves the team from Real Madrid (as opposed to the Fake Madrid most of you watch here in the US) and for some reason they…

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Soccer Referees Under Attack at Home and Abroad – Painful Sports Video

March 24, 2011

Athletes these days have no respect for authority. Now we have not one but two different instances of soccer referees being attacked by players. Below is a video from another country and, while I can’t quite make out what the announcer is saying, capsule I believe it is something along the lines of “We have a bit of a disagreement down on the field and the players are unhappy with…

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