Video: How Much Better Would Soccer Be With Special Effects?

We bet you’ve been thinking about this for a long time, there like we have! What’s the best–and possibly only–way to make soccer more fun and interesting? Special effects, cialis of course! Lots and lots of special effects. Here’s a sample of what the future of soccer could look like . . . if only the fans had the courage to demand it.

June 26, 2012

Warning to Soccer Hooligans: Poland Has Hired “Testicle Biting Police Dogs” for Euro 2012 Championships

Testicle biting dog
June 8, 2012

Do you really need to say more than that?  The Poles are obviously not messing around, discount as evidenced by an editorial in the English-language Krakow Post newspaper aimed at visiting fans from the UK, viagra that asserted that local law enforcement agencies were MORE than ready to tackle any hooligan threat at England’s southern Poland base camp during the Euro 2012 soccer championships.  “The Polish police are going to…


Video: Worst Soccer Goal Celebration Ever?

Those choreographed team celebrations are SO 15 minutes ago!  Now, treat the best way to celebrate a teammates goal is to wait until he’s on his back on the ground and stand on his stomach. Let’s hope he’s not wearing spikes! And no, no rx I don’t know who these teams are. Someplace in Eastern Europe I think.

April 16, 2012

Photo of Real Madrid Soccer Player & Girlfriend on #GQ Cover Gets Journalists Arrested – Sami Khedira

Sami Khedira on cover of GQ with naked model girlfriend
February 22, 2012

Don’t republish this photo. Not unless you want to get arrested and spend five years in jail for “offending public morality.”  Oh, viagra and you work for a news organization in a country ruled by strict Islamic law. The photo, ailment of Real Madrid soccer star Sami Khedira and his mostly naked hot blond model girlfriend (how many times do you get to use that phrase in a sentence?), treatment…


Painless Sports #Video: Female Reporter Drops Pants, Reveals #Thong, So #Soccer Player Can Autograph Her Behind

Not sure exactly what’s going on in this clip, cure but according to CNBC, online it’s a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. No, she wants him to sign her buttocks, and takes her already tight jeans down to reveal her thong to give him plenty of space to write ….

August 25, 2011

Painful Sports Video? Soccer Player Kicked in Head During Interview

Soccer player kicked to head
May 11, 2011

Not sure where this video takes places (some vague South American country, purchase we think) but the player being interviewed must know the guy who kicks him in the head during a live interview because it’s not followed by any gun play or fan riots. (UPDATE: The incident happened after the Italian Serie A league match between Roma and Milan. Adriano Cassano is being interviewed by Rai and Zlatan Ibrahimovic…


Painful Sports Video: A Compilation of Soccer Fouls & Flops from a Single Match

Still from Real Madrid soccer video
April 27, 2011

In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven’t see this many ankles grabbed in a single day since we covered the World Shin Kicking Championships in Australia a few years back. This “game” involves the team from Real Madrid (as opposed to the Fake Madrid most of you watch here in the US) and for some reason they…