Those choreographed team celebrations are SO 15 minutes ago! Now, the best way to celebrate a teammates goal is to wait until he's on his back on the ground and stand on his stomach. Let's hope he's not wearing spikes! And no, I don't know wh.. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 04.16.12 | No Comments
Don't republish this photo. Not unless you want to get arrested and spend five years in jail for "offending public morality." Oh, and you work for a news organization in a country ruled by strict Islamic law. The photo, of Real Madrid soccer .. Read More
Naked Jocks | 02.22.12 | 1 Comment
A sure contender for ESPN's Not the Top Ten this week. From the video description: Mallorca player Gonzalo Castro scores an easy goal when Real Sociedad goalkeeper Enaut Zubikarai casually tosses the ball out in front of him during a Copa del Rey ma.. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 01.13.12 | 1 Comment
Not sure exactly what's going on in this clip, but according to CNBC, it's a female reporter in Costa Rica interviewing a soccer player named Wilson Munoz. She asks for his autograph, but not on a program or team photo. No, she wants him to sign her .. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 08.25.11 | No Comments
What's more boring then men's soccer? Women's soccer, that's what! And, apparently they also save money by hiring blind referees as is evidence in this video. .. Read More
Uncategorized | 07.5.11 | No Comments
Hard to tell from the video, but apparently this player from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia refused to remove the offending piece of metal after going into the locker room with the referee for an "inspection." The real question is: how did anyone kno.. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 06.24.11 | No Comments
No, not Mancow the shock jock. A guy dressed as a cow who apparently wants to be the new mascot for the professional soccer team in Kansas City. Not sure that the security guards needed to tackle him at the end, but it was a nice touch and sends a me.. Read More
Dumbasses | 06.13.11 | No Comments
[caption id="attachment_3160" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Soccer player gives "funny" kick to teammate's head"][/caption] Not sure where this video takes places (some vague South American country, we think) but the player .. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 05.11.11 | No Comments
It started like most of these things do: in the middle of a match, a soccer player pushes an opponent a little bit going for the ball, and that guy falls to the ground as if he was hit over the head with a baseball bat and everyone jumps in as if the.. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 05.5.11 | No Comments
[caption id="attachment_3064" align="alignright" width="300" caption="I Fell on My Car Keys!"][/caption] In some respects this looks more like a hockey game than a soccer match with bodies flying everywhere. I haven't see this many ankles grabbed .. Read More
Painful Sports Video | 04.27.11 | No Comments
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