Hey guys: can you just act like you’ve scored a goal before without turning it into an entire Broadway production? Either that, or soccer referees should start immediately putting the ball into play after a goal, so while these little dance numbers are going on, the other team can score three or four times. It says something in the YouTube description about Shakira, but we ain’t seein’ it.
I know, I know, soccer goal celebrations have gotten WAY out of hand lately with all sorts of choreographed team dances and parodies. But what if you’d rather not celebrate with your teammates and, instead, elbow one of them in the face? That might make you feel better at that moment, but likely won’t encourage others to pass you the ball in the future.