Those choreographed team celebrations are SO 15 minutes ago! Now, the best way to celebrate a teammates goal is to wait until he’s on his back on the ground and stand on his stomach.
Let’s hope he’s not wearing spikes!
And no, I don’t know who these teams are. Someplace in Eastern Europe I think.
Hey guys: can you just act like you’ve scored a goal before without turning it into an entire Broadway production? Either that, or soccer referees should start immediately putting the ball into play after a goal, so while these little dance numbers are going on, the other team can score three or four times. It [...]
I know, I know, soccer goal celebrations have gotten WAY out of hand lately with all sorts of choreographed team dances and parodies. But what if you’d rather not celebrate with your teammates and, instead, elbow one of them in the face? That might make you feel better at that moment, but likely won’t encourage [...]
You know, in the NFL, if you so much as crack a smile after scoring a touchdown they will hit you with an excessive celebration penalty. Dallas was hit with two a couple of weeks ago. Something about poor sportsmanship.
But during a soccer game, you can literally run off the field to a car [...]
We’ve never heard of this guy, and likely most of you haven’t either, but he’s famous all over the world now because he scored a goal (yes, one goal, not nine) in a recent game between Montenegro v Switzerland. And yet, we can honestly say, as stupid as this is, it is not the lamest [...]