Posts Tagged Pittsburgh Steelers

Today’s Inappropriate Jock Endorsement: Ben Roethlisberger for eHarmony

Anyone think the Steeler's Ben Roethlisberger could be a new pitchman for the love-connection site, eHarmony?Yeah, me neither. But he is already looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe he's just frustrated because he can't find the right matc.. Read More

Dumbasses | 04.28.10 | 1 Comment

NFL Tells Ben "I Like ‘Em Drunk" Roethlisberger to Sit in Corner for Six Weeks, Think About What He’s Done

How much does a night of drunken bar sex cost? In the case of one well-known NFL quarterback the estimates are close to $2.8 million. Up until yesterday the Steelers were standing by their man, but now seem to want him to walk the line . . . or some .. Read More

Dumbasses | 04.22.10 | No Comments

NFL: Roethlisberger Violated NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy, Now on Double Secret Probation

According to Dean Wormer--we mean Commissioner Goodell--the Steelers star QB is no longer allowed to have fun of any kind. We now fully expect something awesome to happen during Pittsburgh's homecoming parade this year. NFL commissioner Roger Goodel.. Read More

Dumbasses | 04.20.10 | No Comments