Video: Bobby Petrino’s Mistress Dancing at Miss Bikini 2008 – Alison Melder

The Bobby Petrino Scandal: the gift that keeps on giving. This morning we had a post about the second other woman in his life, a young Republican and Razorback fan named Alison Melder who also did a little modeling. She also claims to have won the Miss Bikini 2008 competition. Now comes a video of Ms. Melder dancing in that contest. We can hardly wait to see what happens next…

April 13, 2012
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More Piling on Petrino: Was He Cheating on Mistress With “Miss Motorcycle Mania” Bikini Model? – Alison Melder

Picture of Alison Melder
April 13, 2012

And the Petrino mess gets worse. Now the guys over at DeadSpin, who obtained all 2 million pages of the former Arkansas football coach’s phone records, say he sent more than 200 text messages last fall to a young woman named Alison Melder.  According to her now deleted LinkedIn profile, Melder is a graduate of Arkansas-Little Rock and worked as a Senate assistant with the Republican Party of Arkansas. But…

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Piling On: Bobby Petrino Gets Animated GIF and Taiwanese TV Treatment

still image from Bobby Petrino re-enactment animated video
April 12, 2012

Let the piling on begin! Former Arkansas football coach Bobby “How ‘Bout a Lift?” Petrino has been fired, rumors are swirling that there are nude photos of his manhood floating around the Internet, and his face still looks like an undercooked pepperoni pizza. So, how could things get any worse for the former Razorback? How about if people start re-enacting your infamous motorcycle accident using animation? (Bobby Petrino jokes will…

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Bobby Petrino Update: Former Arkansas Coach Exchanged 100s of Texts w. Jessica Dorrell; May Have Included Nude Photos

The water is getting deeper for now former Arkansas football coach Bobby “I’ll Text You” Petrino. According to reports, he and his mistress/employee, Jessica Dorrell exchanged 100s if not thousands of text messages including 70 on Sept. 17, the day Arkansas beat visiting Troy 38-28.  The university has released Petrino’s phone records and it does not make him look any better. And if that wasn’t enough, there might be nude photos…

April 12, 2012
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Arkansas Fires Petrino: “Engaged in Pattern of Misleading and Manipulative Behavior”

According to the Razorback’s athletic director Jeff Long, it wasn’t so much that football coach Bobby “Evil Kenevil” Petrino had a girlfriend on the side. It was the fact that he lied–apparently repeatedly–about having a girlfriend on the side, did not disclose that 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell was his mistress when she beat out 159 other applicants for a job on his staff; or that he had given her $20,000 for…

April 11, 2012
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