Ten Cops Need to Break Up Brawl Involving Young #Cheerleader, “Mouthy” Coach

Not a lot of details, but a pretty funny local news report about another youth football brawl in Florida. This time in St. Petersburg where it was the ladies who got into it. Last time a player tackled a referee. According to police, five females–including one adult–were arrested following the game at JC Turner Field between the Silver Raiders and a team from Carrollwood. Those arrested included a mother, her…

September 7, 2011

Youth #Football League Season Canceled After Parents Misbehave

In Hartford County, Maryland, the football season for the Bel Air Terps 12U Red team is over. What, did the league run out of money? Did Hurricane Irene destroy their playing field? Nope. Parents behaving badly caused the Upper Chesapeake Youth Football League to cancel the season. Not a lot of details about the incidents that started this chain-reaction, but apparently two parents got into it at a team scrimmage….

September 2, 2011

Angry Parent at Youth #Football Game Arrested for . . . Biting Cops?

Parents behaving badly at their kid’s sporting events is nothing new. A parent running onto the field to protest a bad call is also quite common. Being asked to leave the field by the commissioner of the league? It happens. Refusing to leave the field AND biting two cops who try to arrest you? That honor alone belongs to DeJuan “You Can’t Arrest Me!” Wells, 28, of Indianapolis who rushed…

August 22, 2011

Parents Brawl Following “Bad Officiating” During Little League Game for 7 & 8-Year-Olds

According to reports, either 50 people or 20 people were involved in a brawl following a Little League game in Maryland last week. Eventually things got so bad that cops from three different jurisdictions were dispatched, and Maryland State Trooper showed up for good measure. It all started, as these things usually do, with parents upset with the officiating during the game involving seven and eight-year-old players. Some parents also…

August 10, 2011

Parking Lot Throwdown at Youth #Softball Game

There must not be much to do in Ames, Iowa because a mother is accused of attacking her daughter’s softball coach over playing time.  What’s a gentleman to do?  Hit her back of course.  Throw in a feisty sister who assaults the coach’s wife and you have a trio of glorious mugshots.  The bandage on the mom’s head just makes it all the more precious.

August 3, 2011

Latest #LittleLeague Scandal: Players from #Ugandan Team Had Fake Birth Certificates

It was the feel good story of the annual Little League World Series Tournament: a rag-tag bunch of kids from dirt poor Uganda made it into the final round of 16 after beating those snooty rich kids from Saudi Arabia.  Unfortunately, they were denied visas to come to the USA to play after there were “discrepancies” in their birth documents, most notably that they were older than some parents claimed….

July 31, 2011

“Father of the Year” Finalist Punches Baseball Coach When Son Cut From Playoff Roster

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April 27, 2011

Here’s something we didn’t know: in Florida high school baseball, the coach has to trim the team’s roster to only 20 players during the playoffs. Meaning, of course, that some kids who have played hard for the team all season won’t be on the bus for a possible championship run. But rules are rules and the coaches try to follow them. Coaches like Miami Springs Senior High baseball coach Jason…


Father Tries to Scissor-Shank Another Parent at Youth Soccer Game

April 5, 2011

Parents are naturally protective of their children and this rings exceptionally true in Australia, where a fight broke out at an Under-11 soccer match.  Playing time–or the lack thereof–is believed to be the root of the problem between 2 fathers & a coach, who all took it to the level of a prison yard brawl when keys, scissors & a chair were used as weapons. (What, no one had a…