Video: New England Patriots Cialis Commercial Parody (For Deflated-Balls)

Video: New England Patriots Cialis Commercial Parody (For Deflated-Balls)
January 23, 2015

You know DeflateGate has jumped the shark when . . . Here’s more from the YouTube description: Parody of the Cialis commercials featuring the New England Patriots and their deflated balls. You’re headed to the Super Bowl, but your game still feels a little bit flat. Cialis Inflate-a-Ball helps the Patriots avoid hefty fines and loss of draft picks by giving their balls that extra pump for the big game.

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Deflategate Tweets From Today

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January 22, 2015

Not sure how many of you also follow me on Twitter, but I had a field day today posting one tweet after another about Inflategate. (Or, as I later found out on CNN, what everyone else is calling DEFLATEgate. Great. Here are a couple of my favorites. They make more sense if you start at the beginning of the day. BREAKING #INFLATEGATE NEWS: Source: #Patriots owner #RobertKraft claims New England…

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Video: Mom Interviews Her Devastated Little Packers Fan

Video: Mom Interviews Her Devastated Little Packers Fan
January 20, 2015

On her YouTube channel, Kierra Yarbrough posted a video Sunday of an interview she conducted with her six-year-old son–a huge Green Bay Packers fan–after their loss to the Seahawks. Let’s just say, this little guy wasn’t the only one crying after the Pack gave the game away in the fourth quarter. Here’s more from Yarbrough’s description: I started recording this video after the Packers lost the NFC Championship against the…

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Reports: NFL looking into whether Patriots deflated balls against Colts

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January 19, 2015

It’s this kind of stuff New England. People genuinely like Tom Brady, but it always seems like the Patriots are willing to bend–or even break–the rules to give themselves an unfair advantage, especially at home.  Last week again the Ravens it was illegal formations. This week, under-inflated balls. Here’s more from Fox Sports: A New England Patriots playoff win wouldn’t be complete without some sort of controversy. Last Sunday, it was…

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Bears DB Tim Jennings Arrested for DUI, Claims He Wasn’t Drinking

Tim Jennings mug shot - dui arrest
January 8, 2015

Okay,so here’s the thing. If you’re doing 99 mph in a 65 zone and the cops pull you over (even if you’re just late trying to get to your kid’s parent-teacher conference at noon on a Wednesday) they arrest you for speeding. If they smell booze on your breath or otherwise think you’ve been drinking, they do a roadside sobriety test (you know, the one where you touch your nose…

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Josh Gordon Showing No Ill-Effects from 10 Game Suspension

josh gordon of the Cleveland browns
December 3, 2014

Maybe marijuana doesn’t slow you down after all. Josh Gordon has been back to his usual on-field self in two games back for the Cleveland Browns, after missing the team’s (surprisingly successful) first ten for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. Gordon has been targeted a ridiculous 29 times through two games, catching 15 balls for 195 yards. Though he has not quite returned to his 18.9 yards per catch…

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What We Learned from the NFL’s Disciplinary Policy: Better to Hurt Yourself Than to Hurt Others

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November 19, 2014

For those sports fans watching closely this week it was a momentous time for the National Football League’s vaunted Personal Conduct Policy:  running back Adrian Peterson was suspended for the rest of the season after pleading guilty to whooping (the term the former Viking used) his four-year-old son while wide receiver Josh Gordon, possibly the most famous stoner since Cheech and Chong, returned after serving a 10 game suspension. Before I…

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