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#Golfers Groped, Flashed, Nearly Smothered by “Promotional Models” & Their #Breasts During Corporate Tournament – #Australia

These ladies were hired by some publication called Darwin Life to entertain golfers on the 7th hole during a corporate tournament in Australia, and apparently the scantilly clad ladies when above and beyond the call of duty. Complaints from players about their behavior include being “”groped on the knackers” and “had (their) faces pushed on to the girls’ breasts”. The girls may also have flashed a few lucky fellows.

Additionally, the ladies were a little bit “salty” in their language and behavior. According to one source:

“When guys went to tee off the girls stood behind them and humped them. One girl threaded a frangipani through her nipple ring and said ‘take this’. I was extremely uncomfortable. But it didn’t end there. A third source said:

“I went to get a beer from the esky and one of the girls jumped into the esky, bent over in my face, passed the beer through her legs and said ‘I’ve got a wedgie … Oh I gave that to myself’.

But to be fair, this isn’t the kind of thing you usually expect on the golf course.

Four HS #Wrestlers Arrested for “Dancing #Naked” in Front of Freshman Teammate – Lincoln High School

Okay, so it wasn’t just dancing naked in front of the embarrassed 9th grader: they also touched him with their genitals and tried to stick their junk in his face a couple of times. Who hasn’t done that though in the locker room at the YMCA, right? (Thanks to long time reader Artie Bigley for the link!)

Even More Trouble For Lenny Dykstra?

Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a number of legal problems, each seemingly more baffling than the last. Most know that he has had problems with his business affairs in the past, and now he’s in hot water for bankruptcy fraud, but no one could have foreseen what the latest charge is against the man they call “Nails”. Don’t be surprised to find MLB lines @ BetUs on Dykstra’s next indiscretion in your sportsbook.

Dykstra is being investigated by the Los Angeles Police Department because of an alleged incident that happened earlier this month. A woman claims that she answered an advertisement from Dykstra on Craigslist, claiming that he needed a housekeeper. The woman went to Dykstra’s residence, and he then stated that she not only would have to clean the house, but she would also have to give him massages. The woman then states that Dykstra took off his clothes and asked for a “massage” (the phrase “happy ending” should come to mind immediately), which would be taken into consideration if he was going to hire her, and the woman fled his house, flagging a cop who was passing by.

It’s been a sad post-baseball life for Dykstra, and this latest incident sounds like a guy who has nothing left to lose. He’ll likely go to jail for the bankruptcy fraud, all of his assets are being taken away from him, and he just doesn’t seem like he cares anymore. Dykstra was known during his baseball career for playing on the edge, but he’s gone over the edge in real life, and it could be a sad ending to his story.