These ladies were hired by some publication called Darwin Life to entertain golfers on the 7th hole during a corporate tournament in Australia, and apparently the scantilly clad ladies when above and beyond the call of duty. Complaints from players about their behavior include being “”groped on the knackers” and “had (their) faces pushed on to the girls’ breasts”. The girls may also have flashed a few lucky fellows.
Additionally, the ladies were a little bit “salty” in their language and behavior. According to one source:
“When guys went to tee off the girls stood behind them and humped them. One girl threaded a frangipani through her nipple ring and said ‘take this’. I was extremely uncomfortable. But it didn’t end there. A third source said:
“I went to get a beer from the esky and one of the girls jumped into the esky, bent over in my face, passed the beer through her legs and said ‘I’ve got a wedgie … Oh I gave that to myself’.
Okay, so it wasn’t just dancing naked in front of the embarrassed 9th grader: they also touched him with their genitals and tried to stick their junk in his face a couple of times. Who hasn’t done that though in the locker room at the YMCA, right? (Thanks to long time reader Artie Bigley for the link!)
Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a number of legal problems, each seemingly more baffling than the last. Most know that he has had problems with his business affairs in the past, and now he’s in hot water for bankruptcy fraud, but no one could have foreseen what the latest charge is against the man they call “Nails”. Don’t be surprised to find MLB lines @ BetUs on Dykstra’s next indiscretion in your sportsbook.
Dykstra is being investigated by the Los Angeles Police Department because of an alleged incident that happened earlier this month. A woman claims that she answered an advertisement from Dykstra on Craigslist, claiming that he needed a housekeeper. The woman went to Dykstra’s residence, and he then stated that she not only would have to clean the house, but she would also have to give him massages. The woman then states that Dykstra took off his clothes and asked for a “massage” (the phrase “happy ending” should come to mind immediately), which would be taken into consideration if he was going to hire her, and the woman fled his house, flagging a cop who was passing by.
It’s been a sad post-baseball life for Dykstra, and this latest incident sounds like a guy who has nothing left to lose. He’ll likely go to jail for the bankruptcy fraud, all of his assets are being taken away from him, and he just doesn’t seem like he cares anymore. Dykstra was known during his baseball career for playing on the edge, but he’s gone over the edge in real life, and it could be a sad ending to his story.
Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman he was interviewing as a housekeeper who now says that LD asked if she also could give massages then stripped down naked for a “demonstration” of her work.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD is investigating Dykstra for lewd conduct … stemming from allegations made by a 47-year-old woman who claims she answered a Craigslist ad to be Lenny’s housekeeper earlier this month. The woman told police … when she arrived to the home, Dykstra explained that she wouldn’t just have to clean the home, she would also be required to give him massages as well.
The woman claimed Dykstra then took off all of his clothes and told the woman he wouldn’t be able to hire her without first sampling her skills. Smooth. We’re told the woman denied his request … left the home immediately … flagged down a nearby cop … and filed a police report. She also locked down a high power attorney, Mauro Fiore Jr., to handle the case.
In what is turning out to be a surprisingly popular video, a hot blond appears to be doing her best little dance in her underwear (that’s as far as it goes) for a webcam, when the blanket over the window behind her falls down and to guys working outside get a better coffee break than either of them bargained for.
Yes, a lot of people are telling us it’s fake or staged, but either way, it’s still funny. Click here to watch it at our sister site, YouGottaSeeThisVideo.com. Also new at YGSTV: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost’s version of Star Wars, yet another parody of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” music video, and The Serenading Unicorn performs his version of Gangsta’s Paradise. No, really. Get all the latest videos here.
First off, right up until the end, this is the most boring streaker video we have ever seen. They guy runs out with some kind of Afro wig on and then no one chases him. And when security does start to close in, they don’t seem real interested in tackling his naked behind. (Would you?)
Finally, a soccer player on the yellow team takes matters into his own hands and steer tackles the guy. (Rather well for a soccer player, we might add.)
The result? He gets a yellow card from the obviously “pro male nudity” referee, the player argues, and then is given a red card–meaning he’s out of the game and must stay after school for detention for a week . . . or something like that. You’d think the ref would be happy to get the game going again but NOOOOOOO! The video is mostly Safe For Work as it was taken from quite a distance and the streaker seems to be as well endowed as a Ken doll.