#Golfers Groped, Flashed, Nearly Smothered by “Promotional Models” & Their #Breasts During Corporate Tournament – #Australia

These ladies were hired by some publication called Darwin Life to entertain golfers on the 7th hole during a corporate tournament in Australia, and apparently the scantilly clad ladies when above and beyond the call of duty. Complaints from players about their behavior include being “”groped on the knackers” and “had (their) faces pushed on to the girls’ breasts”.  The girls may also have flashed a few lucky fellows. Additionally,…

June 22, 2011
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Even More Trouble For Lenny Dykstra?

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April 27, 2011

Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a number of legal problems, each seemingly more baffling than the last. Most know that he has had problems with his business affairs in the past, and now he’s in hot…

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TMZ: Lenny Dykstra Investigated Over Naked Massage Claim

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April 25, 2011

Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman…

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Video: UK Soccer Player Given Red Card for . . . Tackling Streaker?

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March 9, 2011

First off, right up until the end, this is the most boring streaker video we have ever seen. They guy runs out with some kind of Afro wig on and then no one chases him. And when security does start to close in, they don’t seem real interested in tackling his naked behind. (Would you?) Finally, a soccer player on the yellow team takes matters into his own hands and…

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Germany Crowns ‘Naked Sledging World Champion’

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February 23, 2011

UPDATE: There is now a Not Safe For Work video of this event, if the pictures at the Metro site aren’t enough for you. PerthNow EARLIER: Okay, first off, we must warn you that the link below to the actual story at the UK’s Metro website is Not Safe For Work. Let us repeat: this is not like an American newspaper where they will blur a model’s cleavage on the…

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Just 4 Players Brawling, 1 Coach Stripping to his Knickers and Screaming, That’s All

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February 22, 2011

What is it? Why, it’s Hockey, of course! Hockey is already an entertaining sport, but then you have fights breaking out, fans banging on the glass, and coaches taking off their clothes and throwing them piece by piece onto the ice while screaming at the top of their lungs. Well, not that last one so much. Last Friday night, though, Colorado Eagles assistant coach Greg Pankiewicz made sure to complete…

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