Naked Soccer Coach Caught in Girl’s Bedroom by Her Dad, Arrested for “Robbery by Sudden Snatching”

November 5, 2012

No, seriously.  Former girls soccer coach Patrick Ahern, 27, of Dacula, GA  was charged with “robbery by sudden snatching,” after the father of a 16-year-old girl came home to find him naked and “getting physical” with her.  In an attempt to gather evidence, the quick-thinking father grabbed his daughter’s cell phone and attempted to take a picture of the nude Ahern as he fled. Unfortunately for dad, Ahern grabbed the phone…


Golf Course Breast Flashers Update: Amateurs or Pros?

Okay, so it’s been more than a day since we first saw the story of the two women in St. Louis area who were arrested for flashing their breasts at an Illinois golf course on Monday. Here’s what we know for sure: 1) Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45 were allegedly for showing their breasts to male golfers. 2) Binford and Lewis were NOT playing golf according to police….

June 13, 2012

Two Women, 43 & 45, Arrested for Exposing Breasts at Golf Course

Mug shots of ladies who exposed breasts on golf course.
June 11, 2012

Not a lot of details yet on this story, but the mind does race, doesn’t it? What would compel two women in their 40s–who don’t appear to have stripper names–to expose their breasts at a public golf course in the middle of the day? Maybe it just got so hot today they took their shirts off and just forgot they weren’t at home? Maybe they both got hit on the…


Porn Video Shot at LA Coliseum?

Gang Bang Girl #32 cover picture
May 31, 2012

You all know the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, don’t you? The home of the USC Trojans and two summer Olympics. And now, apparently, it was the location for a porn video called “The Gangbang Girl #32.”  (And if you haven’t seen The Gangbang Girl #31, we won’t spoil the the sequel for you.)  And, surprisingly, no one actually gave permission to the company to film there. We’re also not talking…


Topless Female Protestor Tries to Steal Euro 2012 Soccer Trophy

Okay, so let’s get this straight: your Ukrainian feminist group wants to make point about how women are sexually exploited so you get attention for your cause by performing stunts in public topless?  God bless the freedom-loving people of Eastern Europe!  You never see American women take such a strong stand for things they believe in, do you? Which brings us to our story, which isn’t really much of a…

May 22, 2012

30 Naked People Play Miniature Golf for Charity, Set World Record

They do odd things in the United Kingdom to raise money for charity.  They’re the ones who started this whole “posing naked for a calendar” trend a few years ago. And now? They have people playing miniature golf . . . naked. A hearty group in Essex went out in what was described as “cold conditions” (shrinkage?) to raise money for a prostate cancer charity, raising nearly $5000. In the…

March 28, 2012

Boys Basketball Coach/Gym Teacher, 65, Found #Naked in Car With Girl, 17 – Timothy Wolf

Mug shot of coach Timothy Wolf
February 14, 2012

Indianapolis police aren’t saying exactly what was going on Sunday afternoon at Eagle Creek Park, but the do know that Timothy Wolf–the boy’s basketball coach/gym teacher at Martinsville High School for 25 years–was sitting in his 2010 Chrysler 300 naked, and, uh, aroused. Next to him was a 17-year-old girl who did have her clothes on, but is still a minor. Wolf was arrested on a preliminary charge of public…


The Old “Penis in the Pizza Box” Gag – Trinity High School Hazing

Pizza guy
November 15, 2011

Ah, there’s nothing like the classics, are there? Tried and true jokes, gags, and pranks that leave your friends and/or teammates laughing every time. Or calling to the police. But either way, it was totally worth it, right? Today’s classic prank comes to us from Trinity High School (PA) where we are just now hearing about an incident from a football camp last summer. Let’s set the stage for you:…


College Basketball Player Goes on Naked Rampage After Being Cut by Team, Tasered by Cops

Leonard Young mug shot
November 14, 2011

Wow! This story has a little bit of everything: drugs, nudity, assaults, carjacking, brawling with cops, and finally, a tasering. And not just one tasering: Leonard Young, 21, who used to play for Fresno Pacific University, was zapped THREE times by an officer before he fell. And why? According to police, Young went on his naked rampage after being dismissed from the FPU squad for “violating team standards.” (What a…


Washington Man, 54, Arrested for #Fishing . . . #Naked?

Having fished once or twice, these would appear to be a bad idea. First: where would you put your fishing license? Second, and most importantly, as bad as a fishing hook to the hand is, one in the “man parts” would be much, much worse.  Dean H. Meginniss of Spokane, Washington was just out there in all his glory as others (including a man with his young sons) when by…

August 15, 2011

Man #Streaks . . . #LittleLeague Game?

Little League Streaker
August 3, 2011

Streaking a professional or college sporting event? Yeah, there’s usually booze, a large crowd of adults, and maybe national TV coverage. A high school game? We can see fans getting so excited that they do something stupid to impress their friends on a dare. But to run naked across the field of a Little League game featuring kids 9 and under? That’s both stupid AND a little sick. At right,…