Indian’s Shin-Soo Choo Arrested for DUI, 6th Major Leaguer This Season

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May 5, 2011

If it seems like you already read this story well, you have. At least five previous times already this season. No, they weren’t all about Indians pitcher Shin-Soo Choo, but they were about Major League ballplayers, all of whom have been arrested for DUI . . . and we’re just into May! Something about the pressure to perform this season . . . or maybe boredom, who knows? Either way,…

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Painful Sports Video: Attorney Demonstrates Anal Sex Gesture During Press Conference Against Braves Pitching Coach Roger McDowell

Gloria Allred demonstrates anal sex using a baseball bat at press conference
May 2, 2011

What’s stranger than a Major League Baseball coach getting into it with opposing fans, using gay slurs and then using a baseball bat to demonstrate just how anal sex works? Watching spotlight hogging attorney Gloria Allred and plaintiff Justin Quinn, 33 (a Giants fan) working together to demonstrate that same gesture using a bat. Video of that strange press conference (including Quinn’s two little girls who look like junior lawyers-in-training…

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Even More Trouble For Lenny Dykstra?

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April 27, 2011

Lenny Dykstra was a three-time All-Star in 1990, 1994 and 1995, all with Philadelphia, and he won the World Series in 1988 with the New York Mets, but since he’s retired, he has all but ruined his legacy with a number of legal problems, each seemingly more baffling than the last. Most know that he has had problems with his business affairs in the past, and now he’s in hot…

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TMZ: Lenny Dykstra Investigated Over Naked Massage Claim

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April 25, 2011

Our friends over at TMZ are at it again! This time the have more breaking legal news for former MLB star Lenny Dykstra. (As you’ll recall, he was jailed earlier this month as part of a bankruptcy case, and was accused of illegally removing–and then selling–some personal property from his $18 million mansion without first getting permission from a bankruptcy trustee.) This time, it involves a claim by a woman…

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