Tag Archives: high school baseball
New Hazing Technique: “Let’s Punch Timmy in the Chest So Hard He Has Convulsions!”
We’ve read about and seen many nasty hazing rituals in the past, but this one really ranks up there on the Stupid Meter. A lawsuit against Picayune Memorial High School (MS) claims that before a home game against Lumberton High … Continue reading
Assist. HS Baseball Coach Accused of Giving Pot to Grieving Players
Athletes usually bond with their coaches. Even the bad ones. They can, however, become very close with the good ones. St. Helens High School (WA) head baseball coach Tim Lokken was apparently one of the good ones and it appears … Continue reading
Anus Touching Hazing Leads to Arrest
Junior varsity players get no respect & they probably hate the bus ride on away games because that seems to be when all the newsworthy debauchery happens. Take for instance this story of a hazing incident which lead to the … Continue reading
“Father of the Year” Finalist Punches Baseball Coach When Son Cut From Playoff Roster
Here’s something we didn’t know: in Florida high school baseball, the coach has to trim the team’s roster to only 20 players during the playoffs. Meaning, of course, that some kids who have played hard for the team all season … Continue reading
HS Baseball Coach & Assistants Fired, 18 Players Suspended After Beer Incident at Hotel
It probably comes as no surprise to most of you that it’s probably NOT a good idea to give teenagers booze. Especially when you’re their coach and you’re at a hotel for an away baseball tournament in Arizona. Then again, … Continue reading
Sports Video: Greatest HS Baseball Slide Home Ever?
Some of the best sports videos come from high school games where anything goes. Take for example this Mississippi high school baseball game between South Panola and Tupelo. In the bottom of the sixth Tupelo’s J.D. Roberts hit one to … Continue reading
High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice, Being a Stereotype
Just what baseball needs: more players who think that superstition plays a greater part in the game than actual skill. Why don’t we just hold pagan services at the ballpark and get it over with already? Oh well, here’s the … Continue reading
HS Baseball Coach Accused of Selling Team Equipment to Sports Resale Shop
We have to admit: the first thing we thought of after reading this story is “He probably could have gotten a lot more money for this stuff if he had sold it on eBay or Craigslist, rather than at the … Continue reading
HS Baseball Player Unzips Fly During National Athem, Urinates Patriotically
Now you’ve gone and done it young man! You done riled up the VFW with your little prank! What’s next defecating on the American Flag? Friends who dare you to do stuff like that should probably NOT be your friends. … Continue reading
