Parent, Coach Argue at YMCA Basketball Game, Coach Returns With Gun, Shoots, Misses

We’re not sure how good a basketball coach Paul H. Hill, 45, of Minneapolis (father of Tayler Hill, a starter on the Ohio State women’s basketball team) is, but his small arms shooting apparently needs some work. Which is fortunate for the parent of one of his players after an incident earlier this month at the downtown YMCA. According to police reports, Hill and the parent got into an argument…

October 24, 2011

Former Giant #PlaxicoBurress Released From Jail After Serving Time for World’s Worst “#WardrobeMalfunction”

How could you forget about Plaxico Burress? It’s been about two and a half years since he went to Manhattan nightclub with a handgun tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. (Even I know that’s pretty stupid.) At some point, the gun slipped out of his pants–embarrassing enough on the dance floor we’re told–and then it discharged, shooting him in the leg. Compared to Janet Jackson’s little episode at the…

June 6, 2011

Ohio HS Swimming Champ Arrested on Gun, Drug Charges

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April 18, 2011

Less than two months ago, Andrew Bartley, 18, of Firestone High School in Akron, Ohio was on top of the world, winning the Division I 100-yard breast stroke for the second straight year.  Word was that he was going to get a college scholarship to swim and from there, who knows?  Today, Andrew sits in an Ohio jail in what started as a complaint at Firestone that he was trying…


Vikings Chris Cook’s Latest Talk About His Arrest and His Gun

March 15, 2011

I guess it’s not sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll anymore. it’s sex, drugs, guns, and whatever profession you make a lot of dough in. Music, acting, politics, stocks, the NFL, it doesn’t matter. Chris Cook happens to be the latest in the succession of arrests in the NFL. At least his was during a lockout, so he cannot be punished yet. Chris Cook was arrested Saturday for brandishing a…