Man Tells Cops Golf Clubs Were Stolen, Wanted Wife to Buy Him New Set

Jospeh Ioime mug shot
February 10, 2015

Okay, so we’re not going to say that Joseph Louis Ioime of Ocala, FL had a bad plan. But he had a bad plan. Last weekend, Ioime, 64, met with police at the Baseline Golf Course and told the cops that his golf bag and golf clubs–worth over $2,000–had been taken from his car while it was in the parking lot. While the officer was completing his report, he noticed a…


Video: Drunk Golf Fail

drunk golf video still
December 9, 2014

First off, we would never recommend that you play golf drunk. It will likely impact your score at the very least and could lead to embarrassing situations . . . like this guy. For whatever reason, he’s standing at the tee, balancing his golf club on the palm of his hand and spinning. A lot. Not surprisingly, he loses balance and then slams into his golf cart, breaking off the…


Golf Champion Attacks Caddie at 19th Hole Over Girlfriend

Usually golfers are pretty calm and non-violent. But apparently not Rudolph Hermstadt, a Connecticut amateur golf champion. Seems that he and his caddie got into it after a round last week and the cause wasn’t poor club selection. It appears to be over a woman. More from WTNH: The Republican-American newspaper reports 37-year-old Rudolph Hermstadt, is scheduled to appear in Superior Court next week on charges of third-degree assault and…

August 17, 2012

Two Women, 43 & 45, Arrested for Exposing Breasts at Golf Course

Mug shots of ladies who exposed breasts on golf course.
June 11, 2012

Not a lot of details yet on this story, but the mind does race, doesn’t it? What would compel two women in their 40s–who don’t appear to have stripper names–to expose their breasts at a public golf course in the middle of the day? Maybe it just got so hot today they took their shirts off and just forgot they weren’t at home? Maybe they both got hit on the…


Drunk German Golfer Arrested for Playing Through on City Streets

Arrested for just playing golf? Probably not going to happen. Arrested for playing golf drunk? We suppose it could happen, but the numbers are small compared to the actual number of drunk golfers each weekend. But if you’re a drunk golfer AND teeing off in the middle of a busy street in Cologne, Germany then, maybe you might get arrested.  That happened to a man this week after a taxi…

May 24, 2012

Video: Geezer Golfers Get Revenge on Prank Playing Teens w. Airhorns

According to police reports, Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto (both 71) were enjoying a leisurely round of golf at the Shalimar Pointe Country Club (FLA) Saturday afternoon when a group of local teens decided to play a prank on them. And videotape it.(below) The boys hid just outside the course near the ninth hole and waited until just the right time to set off an air horn. Richardson…

March 4, 2012

Woman, 48, “Acting Crazy” on Golf Course Tasered by Cops

November 2, 2011

You know, usually our BadJocks “Tasered by Cops” stories feature rather large, young male athletes (typically football or basketball players) who have had a little too much to drink. And the generally smaller–and smarter–officers responding to an incident do the smart thing and just zap their asses into submission. But not this time. No, this time the crazed athlete was a middle-aged Ohio mother of two who was hugging and…


Man Buys Home Near #Golf Course, Surprised That Golfers Get #Drunk, Swear, #Urinate in His Yard

Mark Hacket apparently has not seen the movie “Caddyshack” or does not remember seeing it before he bought his him next to Lago Vista Golf Course. Otherwise, he probably would NOT have bought a home next to the course because he seems surprised that golfers get drunk, swear, and then relieve themselves in his backyard when they can’t make it to the clubhouse bathroom. Think he’s got a legitimate complaint…

July 21, 2011

Teens Use Golfers for BB Gun Target Practice

March 17, 2011

How bored are teenagers today? Bored enough to pull out the old BB gun and take target practice . . . on some golfers at a nearby course. Not a lot of details on this story, but it is interesting that even after the cops caught these would-be gangsters that all they did was tell them to stop shooting. No tasering, no cuffing them and beating them with a night…