Man Living Near #Golf Course, Robs Undercover Cops, Leads Them to His #Marijuana Stash

Last week, we had a story about a guy who lived next to a golf course and complained constantly to the city about the obnoxious, potty-mouthed, drunken golfers who were constantly urinating in his yard. This week, the exact opposite: a guy who had lemons and made lemonade . . . or in this case, some cash on the side. Allegedly Joe Albert Wolfe, 39, who lived next to Alondra…

July 27, 2011
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Drunk Stripper Accused of Selling Ecstasy at Memorial Golf Tournament

Amythyst Brown mug shot
April 29, 2011

It’s still early in the year, but this very well could be our “Bad Jock of the Year” story for 2011. Just listen to this: The nice folks in Corbin, Kentucky, like many communities this time of year, were having a charity golf scramble to raise money for a good cause. In this case, it was the Joey Taylor Memorial Golf Scramble, named after local avid golfer Joey Taylor, with…

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Women Work as Golf Caddies by Day, Prostitutes by Night

Danny Noonan Caddy Shack
April 22, 2011

We don’t remember seeing this at all in Caddyshack, do you? Or did they cut out that scene where Danny Noonan has sex with one of the club members after 18 holes of lugging his bag around. (That, in itself, just sounds wrong.) No, we’re pretty sure we’d remember something like that after having seen the movie about 100 times. So it must be that the caddies (in this case…

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Con Man Able to Support Himself for Two Years Running Fake Charity Golf Tournaments

John Moyers mug shot
April 7, 2011

The greatest criminal in Texas history has finally been caught!   Okay, maybe the greatest fake golf tournament criminal in Texas history, but still, this guy was the best at what he did. . . even though it was really, really wrong. Meet John Mark Moyers (mug shot, right) who has been traveling Arkansas and Texas for the past two years (yes, two years!) running fake golf tournaments and charity food…

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Golf + Drugs + Teen Dancers = Sweet! Ehhemm… I Mean, Disgusting!

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February 23, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Another new writer here at BadJocks: Stinkweed Pete. If you have a comment on this story you can email him at stinkweedpete@badjocks.com or visit his website, stinkweedpete.com. Not sure how to feel about this one…  The part of me that regularly acknowledges responsibility and control says “No.”; but my “party-on” side says ” Oh, Hell yeah…  Beeoooootttcchhhhhh!!!!!”.  All I know for sure is that if you find yourself…

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