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Golf Carts in Water! As Many as Six Carts End Up in Pond After Vandals Attack Course

Golf Carts in Water! As Many as Six Carts End Up in Pond After Vandals Attack Course

[caption id="attachment_4514" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Golf Carts in Water!"][/caption] It's been a while, but long time readers know how strongly we believe in the connection between stolen golf carts and water.  For a long time t.. Read More

Dumbasses | 01.24.12 | 2 Comments

Homeless Man Robs #Golfers, Beverage Cart #Babe, at Gunppoint, Makes Getaway on Cart

When you grab you clubs and head to the links the last thing you expect is to get robbed by a homeless guy with a gun who starts shooting wildly into the air. And then watch helplessly as he not only robs a "beverage cart babe" but also steals her ca.. Read More

Dumbasses | 07.11.11 | No Comments

Teens Cause More Than $15K Worth of Damage to #Golf Course, Carts

No word if this gang put any golf carts in water, but the interesting part of the story is that there were actually some FEMALE vandals in the group, a rarity in our experience. Could girl golf cart gangs be the wave of the future?.. Read More

Dumbasses | 06.28.11 | No Comments

Teens Steal #GolfCarts, Remove Roofs, Windshields, Then Pick Up Their Dates for a #JoyRide

This certainly has to be one of the stranger golf cart theft stories we've ever heard of. Do you really want to marry a girl who's impressed that you pick her up in a stolen golf cart for a date?.. Read More

Dumbasses | 06.13.11 | No Comments

Painful Sports Video or Dumbass of the Year? #Golfcart Wreck

Looks like someone is trying to follow the official rules of golf and not move the ball away from this golf cart, when . . . How Not To Move A Golf Cart - Watch more Funny Videos.. Read More

Painful Sports Video | 06.6.11 | No Comments

Guy Steals Old Lady’s #GolfCart From One Country Club, Drives to Another Course and Smashes Into Other Golf Carts

Sounds like the dictionary definition of a "joy ride." Yes, the old lady had her precious $1900 clubs, $180 bag, and $40 in cash in the cart, but it sounds like the accused, Masanobu E. Massiah, wanted nothing more than to drive around in a small ele.. Read More

Dumbasses | 06.3.11 | No Comments

Golf Cart Catches Fire, Man Burns Hand Retrieving, uh . . . Golf Clubs. Yeah, That's It, His Golf Clubs

Golf Cart Catches Fire, Man Burns Hand Retrieving, uh . . . Golf Clubs. Yeah, That’s It, His Golf Clubs

Okay, so there's nothing funny AT ALL about a guy burning his hand--even moderately--after the golf cart he was driving catches fire. Okay, it would have been a little funny if he burned it grabbing for his beer instead of his golf clubs, but if y.. Read More

Uncategorized | 02.23.11 | No Comments

Teen Makes Off With Golfer’s Cart, Wallet, Money Clip and . . . Nice Sweater?

For those golfers out there who ever worried about someone stealing their cart while they're putting, some teenager in Cape Coral, Florida just make your nightmare come true. Seems there were two old guys not paying attention to their electric vehicl.. Read More

Dumbasses | 01.31.11 | No Comments

Brooklyn Teens Trash Golf Carts at Course Where Tiger Woods Learned Game

Up until now, the Dyker Beach Golf Club in Brooklyn was most famous for being the course where a young Tiger Woods learned to play golf from his father. Now, it's famous for a pair of the largest golf cart "demolition derbys" we've ever reported on. .. Read More

Dumbasses | 09.24.10 | 1 Comment

Man Arrested by State Troopers for DUI While Driving Golf Cart

Man Arrested by State Troopers for DUI While Driving Golf Cart

It doesn't happen very often but you CAN be arrested for DUI if you're not driving a car. Sometimes it happens on lawn mowers, occasionally on bikes and very infrequently on horseback. We've also seen an increase in DUI charges against those driving .. Read More

DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 09.8.10 | No Comments

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