From the guys over at DeadSpin.com: a Division III golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., goes on one of the longest profanity rants we’ve ever heard. Not that we’ve heard a lot, but you know, some. Hey, what kind of profanity we hear is not the point here: this f*cking coach is at a Christian school and he probably just set a record for F-bombs per minute.
Click on the link to hear the whole thing that was secretly recorded by one of the players on the team, but here are some of our favorites here at BadJocks:
“We f*cking don’t deserve shit. F*cking—we haven’t broke 300 all year. Four f*cking chances in nice weather, and we haven’t broken 300 yet. F*ck me.”
“I don’t want to hear a f*cking word out of anybody until we get back to Kentucky[?]. Put your f*cking headphones on, go to sleep, I don’t give a shit. I had to watch you play golf for the last 54 f*cking holes. Please do not let me hear your f*cking voice right now.”
“I gotta f*cking go up there and watch that bullshit you four call golf! Like watching f*cking paint dry! My dad looked and me and said, ‘Why the f*ck are you recruiting these kids?’”
As some of you might already know, the University of Wyoming lost to the Air Force Academy on October 13 by the score of 28-27 after throwing away a 10 point lead at half time. Coaches hate to lose, especially by one point, but the Cowboys’ coach, Dave Christensen, took things a step further and decided to vent his frustration–post game–in a profanity-laden tirade against rival coach Troy Calhoun. Apparently Christensen thought Air Force had faked an injury late in the game to avoid using a time-out. And, while that may or may not be true, Christensen went WAY over the line verbally, yet still managed to shake Calhoun’s hand.
We’d post the video here, but it’s been pulled from YouTube and the only copy we can find is over at DeadSpin.com. An UNCENSORED version.
In addition to the F-bombs Christensen also manages to throw in a Howdy Doody slam, a “wooo!” and at the very end a “fly boy” crack.
And all of this on Military Appreciate Night at the stadium. Classic.
For his efforts Christensen has been suspended by the school for one game and fined $50,000.
We think it was the Howdy Doody part that sealed the deal.
St. Louis Rams O-Lineman Harvey Dahl is now famous for shouting an F-bomb into a referee’s open mic on national television, not something that happens every day. He also got hit with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. Watch the uncensored video below.
Sometimes, the only way to get attention in this media crazed world is to find a way to stand out. Like swearing at reporters who are gathered around a much more important teammate after a game asking him important questions about his important contributions to the team’s win . . . and not you.
And just so we’re clear: Jason Williams wants you to “Please back the f*ck up away from my locker.” Or, at least ask me a question once and a while. (We do realize this is our second F-bomb laced video of the day, but hey, you go with what you got so don’t f*cking mess with us today, okay?)
So the Philadelphia Flyers win the Eastern Conference Finals and the local post-game broadcast on what looks like Comcast decides to go to a bar and ask a fan what SHE thought of the game. In her words, “It was f*cking amazing.” Good thing he didn’t ask one of the guys!
Stay classy, Philadelphia!
WARNING: The F-bomb in this video is not bleeped, so play it at your own risk.