Hockey Player Assaults Referee After Slashing Call on Teammate

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April 28, 2011

This one gets kind of confusing, but we’ll see if we can sort it out. To start off, there was an adult league hockey game in Connecticut. (Got that so far?) With about a minute left in the game, referee Peter Tarantino calls a slashing foul on a player from one team who promptly gets into a fight with an opposing player and both men go down on the ice….

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High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice, Being a Stereotype

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April 5, 2011

Just what baseball needs: more players who think that superstition plays a greater part in the game than actual skill. Why don’t we just hold pagan services at the ballpark and get it over with already? Oh well, here’s the basics of the story: Two players on the Western Hills High School baseball team (Texas) decided they needed to “boost” their on-field performance so they did what any hard working…

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Vikings Chris Cook’s Latest Talk About His Arrest and His Gun

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March 15, 2011

I guess it’s not sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll anymore. it’s sex, drugs, guns, and whatever profession you make a lot of dough in. Music, acting, politics, stocks, the NFL, it doesn’t matter. Chris Cook happens to be the latest in the succession of arrests in the NFL. At least his was during a lockout, so he cannot be punished yet. Chris Cook was arrested Saturday for brandishing a…

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Man Claims to Be MMA Fighter, Calls Cops After He Beats Up Pregnant Girlfriend

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February 28, 2011

UPDATE: Our MMA fighter has been identified at his arraignment as Matthew James Williams, III, 28. We also have a classic T-shirt in his mug shot which reads “Let It Be.” The Beatles would be so proud. EARLIER: There is so much fail in this story, it’s had to believe that it really happened to one guy, in one night. But it did, just down the road from the BadJocks…

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Charlie Sheen “Crazy Town” Interview on Today Show

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February 28, 2011

Is actor Charlie Sheen running for Mayor of Crazytown? Donald Trump is promoting his candidate, Gary Busey, on his “Celebrity Apprentice” reality show, but Charlie seems to have all the right qualifications. Check out his “campaign” interview this morning with NBC’s Today Show. The best news to come out of all this? Charlie says there’s a Major League 3 in development. Watch this outrageous clip at YouGottaSeeThisVideo.com.

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HS Wrestler Imitates Pros: Hits Rival in Head With Chair After Losing Match

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February 28, 2011

Any real sports fan knows that high school wrestling is nothing like the professional wrestling that you see on TV. Unfortunately for 19 yo Harold Delancy, the lines between real-life sports & TV entertainment got blurred (blame reality TV) and he allegedly struck a 16yo opponent in the head with a chair.  Why did all this go down?  Because he lost a match and nothing says “good sportsmanship” like a…

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UK Soccer Player Pulls Air Rifle Out in Locker Room ‘Accidentally’ Shoots Intern

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February 27, 2011

Anyone else remember the holiday movie classic “A Christmas Story?” In it, little Ralphie wants nothing more than a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas, but all the adults in his life keep telling him that he’ll “shoot his eye out.” Apparently UK soccer star Ashley “Deadeye” Cole never saw that movie or he would not have pulled a 22 caliber air rifle out of a box in the locker…

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Auburn Football Player Tweets “Who Is Good at Writing Papers? I Pay” – Jordan Spriggs

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February 17, 2011

Anyone else think that Auburn will be in the middle of an NCAA investigation next season instead of defending its national championship? Our buddy Brooks over at SportsByBrooks.com has the latest scandal to rock the Tigers. This time, we have a football player openly soliciting for someone to write a paper for him. Doesn’t the athletic department handle those kinds of things for jocks these days? What kind of second…

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