Indian’s Shin-Soo Choo Arrested for DUI, 6th Major Leaguer This Season

Shin-Soo Choo mug shot - arreste for DUI
May 5, 2011

If it seems like you already read this story well, you have. At least five previous times already this season. No, they weren’t all about Indians pitcher Shin-Soo Choo, but they were about Major League ballplayers, all of whom have been arrested for DUI . . . and we’re just into May! Something about the pressure to perform this season . . . or maybe boredom, who knows? Either way,…

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LeBron James Drunk Mom Arrested for Slapping Parking Valet – Rockefeller Sorel

Rockefeller Sorel, valet slapped by Lebron James mother Gloria
April 8, 2011

The mother of NBA star LeBron James was arrested by police in Miami early Thursday morning after a parking valet, Rockefeller Sorel (pictured right), accused her of striking him.  Gloria James was charged with battery and disorderly intoxication, as it also appeared that she had been drinking at the time of the incident, around 4:45 in the morning. At least one celebrity rumor website is reporting that Momma James pulled…

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At PPV Event, Pro Wrestler Jeff Hardy Appears Under the Influence, Loses to Sting in 88 Second

TNA PPV wrestling match lasts 88 seconds
March 14, 2011

Think the people who paid to watch this thought they got their money’s worth?  We didn’t see this TNA Wrestling event, so we’ll let the Baltimore Sun fill you in on the details in this heavyweight championship bout between Sting and Jeff Hardy that lasted under a minute and a half, most of the time spent on Hardy attempting to throw his shirt to the crowd as a souvenir. Otherwise,…

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Former Pitt Lineman So Drunk, Cops Have to Taser Him Four Times – Fernando Diaz

taser
March 3, 2011

Not since the infamous Carl Eller “garage” incident back in 2008 has it taken so much electricity to bring down a single human being. According to police reports Fernando Diaz, a redshirt freshman lineman for the Panthers who was trying to work his way back on the team, had to be Tasered a record-tying four times before he would comply.  Oakland, CA officers say that they first came across the…

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Man Claims to Be MMA Fighter, Calls Cops After He Beats Up Pregnant Girlfriend

Mixed martial arts fighter arrested for beating up pregnant girlfriend
February 28, 2011

UPDATE: Our MMA fighter has been identified at his arraignment as Matthew James Williams, III, 28. We also have a classic T-shirt in his mug shot which reads “Let It Be.” The Beatles would be so proud. EARLIER: There is so much fail in this story, it’s had to believe that it really happened to one guy, in one night. But it did, just down the road from the BadJocks…

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