Former #Raven Jermaine Lewis Tasered in Own Home With Shorts Down After Traffic Stop

Jermaine Lewis mug shot picture
August 17, 2011

You just can’t make this stuff up. Here are the basics: Jermaine Lewis, a former wide receiver for the Baltimore Ravens, was spotted allegedly driving erratically early Monday morning by a 911 caller who followed his vehicle and watched it smash into several cars before pulling into the driveway at his home. When officers arrived at his house, they found Lewis’ car outside (minus its grill and a turn signal),…


#Wisconsin-Milwaukee Point Guard Kaylon Williams Arrested for DUI, Blows .228% BAC

So close, and yet so far for Kaylon Williams: his blood alcohol concentration was just under the level that would have landed him in the Top Twenty of the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings.  A BAC of .228% probably puts him in the Top Five for DUIs in 2011 (and it’s nearly three times the legal limit) but short of the .241% needed these days to make the big board. …

August 11, 2011

#LittleLeague Coach Arrested for OUI With Player, 9, in Car Screaming

It’s probably every parent’s worst nightmare: you turn your little one over to another adult who’s supposed to take care of them . . . and instead, turns out to be drinking and driving. Like scene from a bad Charlie Sheen video, the Little League coach was drinking from little airplane bottles of booze on the road trip with his player, 9, before stopping at a liquor store along the…

July 12, 2011

#Louisville CB Arrested on Drunk Driving Charges: #DariusAshley Blows .186% BAC

A potential starter for the #Cardinals appears to have stumbled . . . quite a bit, actually. At 0.186%, Darius Ashley’s blood alcohol concentration is more than twice the legal limit of .08, but no where near enough to make it into the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings. This is also not Ashley’s first run-in with booze:  Back in December of 201, he was found passed out in the drive-thru…

June 22, 2011

#Olympic Gold Medalist Arrested for DUI in Indiana, Blows 0.13 BAC to Earn Bronze in BAC Rankings

Lloy J. Ball may have won a gold medal with the American men’s volleyball team, but his drinking is not up to international competition levels. At o.13% BAC he’s nearly twice the legal limit of .08%, but nowhere near the .23% minimum needed to crack the top twenty of the BadJocks World Famous BAC Rankings.  And, also, getting arrested for DUI in rural Indiana is just tacky, don’t you think?

June 6, 2011

Girl’s HS Golf Coach Arrested for DUI While Driving Team to Match – Susie Steinbeck

Coach Susie Steinbeck - mug shot
May 13, 2011

Wouldn’t it be just great to get a text from your teenaged daughter, a member of the high school golf team, that the van she was riding was swerving all over the road on the way to a match and that she told you that she loved you “just in case” something happened? Especially at 7:19 in the morning? Wouldn’t that just make your day? Yeah, me too. Yes, we’ve…