High School Basketball Player Arrested for #DUI, Pleads With Cops “I Won’t Be Able to Play in the Playoffs!”

To which the cop on a dashcam video responded, “You’re going to jail.” And it’s all caught on video for his future use in his college application package. For David Allen, 18, the leading scorer of Highland Park High School’s basketball team (TX), tonight was supposed to be the first game in the state’s playoff.  It’s doubtful he will be playing after being arrested last week for driving while intoxicated….

February 28, 2012
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Assistant Coach for #Creighton Women’s B-Ball Found Passed Out at McDonald’s Drive Thru – Carrie Moore

Assistant coach Carrie Moore's mug shot picture
February 21, 2012

UPDATE: We now have a mug shot for Carrie Moore (right) and an update on her blood-alcohol concentration: 0.155%, nearly twice the legal limit. Impressive, but not nearly enough to get her into the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings.  She is, however, the leader in the clubhouse so far in 2012. Congrats Carrie! EARLIER: We’ve seen this before: A coach or jock who’s had one too many to drink decides…

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ESPN Hockey Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested on DWI Charge

Not a lot of details on this one, other than the curious fact that Barnaby’s Porsche Cayenne came to police attention when they noticed that he was driving on just the front rim. No tire, just the rim, and that it was causing some sparks. The ESPN hockey analyst then failed some field sobriety tests before refusing to take a breathalyzer. He was charged with DWI and had his license…

December 6, 2011
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Former #Raven Jermaine Lewis Tasered in Own Home With Shorts Down After Traffic Stop

Jermaine Lewis mug shot picture
August 17, 2011

You just can’t make this stuff up. Here are the basics: Jermaine Lewis, a former wide receiver for the Baltimore Ravens, was spotted allegedly driving erratically early Monday morning by a 911 caller who followed his vehicle and watched it smash into several cars before pulling into the driveway at his home. When officers arrived at his house, they found Lewis’ car outside (minus its grill and a turn signal),…

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#LittleLeague Coach Arrested for OUI With Player, 9, in Car Screaming

It’s probably every parent’s worst nightmare: you turn your little one over to another adult who’s supposed to take care of them . . . and instead, turns out to be drinking and driving. Like scene from a bad Charlie Sheen video, the Little League coach was drinking from little airplane bottles of booze on the road trip with his player, 9, before stopping at a liquor store along the…

July 12, 2011
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#Louisville CB Arrested on Drunk Driving Charges: #DariusAshley Blows .186% BAC

A potential starter for the #Cardinals appears to have stumbled . . . quite a bit, actually. At 0.186%, Darius Ashley’s blood alcohol concentration is more than twice the legal limit of .08, but no where near enough to make it into the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings. This is also not Ashley’s first run-in with booze:  Back in December of 201, he was found passed out in the drive-thru…

June 22, 2011
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#Olympic Gold Medalist Arrested for DUI in Indiana, Blows 0.13 BAC to Earn Bronze in BAC Rankings

Lloy J. Ball may have won a gold medal with the American men’s volleyball team, but his drinking is not up to international competition levels. At o.13% BAC he’s nearly twice the legal limit of .08%, but nowhere near the .23% minimum needed to crack the top twenty of the BadJocks World Famous BAC Rankings.  And, also, getting arrested for DUI in rural Indiana is just tacky, don’t you think?

June 6, 2011
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