Tag Archives: cricket

Couple Fined for Sex on #Cricket Pitch, Victims Who Witnessed it Earn $25

Andy Newman and his girlfriend Kerri Cooper would not be the first drunken couple to attempt to have sex on the grass of an athletic field. They are probably also no the first to do it in broad daylight. But when you choice of venues is a cricket pitch in the United Kingdom surrounded by homes, you should expect that the local rent-a-cops will show up and ask you to stop.

Which is what happened in Crawley, West Sussex (UK) only Newman and Cooper allegedly laughed at the request and kept at it while two “wardens” stood by and helplessly watched. Eventually the wardens called police,  and the sex-starved couple were arrested for their amorousness actions and ended up in court where they were ordered to pay the wardens about $25 because they were considered “victims” in this case.

How ugly was this couple, anyway?

Is your diet “idiot proof?”  Check out Fat Loss 4 Idiots here.

Indian Cricket League Cheerleader Kicked Off Squad for Blogging

Mumbai Indian cheerleadersFirst off: professional cricket has cheerleaders?  Well, I guess they have to do something to try and keep the spectators awake for those day long snooze-fests. But back to the story.

Gabriella Pasqualotto, 28, (pictured at right in the center, we think) from South Africa is part of the cheer squad for the–we’re not making this up–Mumbai Indians. Apparently she was brought in to be part of their cheer squad and, once hired, was also asked to blog about her experiences not only on the team but being in India for the first time. Her main observations appeared to be that during after match parties with the players, the cheerleaders were “treated like pieces of meat” and that flirting between the two groups was pretty common. And, somehow, this basic fact of male/female interaction upset the rather staid old cricket establishment, so they did the right thing. No, they didn’t tell the male cricketers to treat the ladies better. Instead, they kicked Pasqualotto off the squad.

Yeah, that’ll fix things.

Here’s more from ESPN Star:

Pasqualotto’s blogs dealt mostly with her experience in India and the glamorous world of IPL. However, it became an issue after it was reported that she made some allegations against the cricketers, that they are ‘not so innocent in the after-match parties,‘ the website reported.

Before the commencement of IPL-4, the cheer girls had been told to behave in accordance with the team rules and to not get too close to the cricketers. Pasqualotto, though, feels it is just hypocritical. She alleged that quite a few cheer girls have been ‘intimate’ with some players despite the warnings.

“On Tuesday, last week, I was sent home as if I was a criminal. I was treated as if I had taken drugs or done something awful, and I was never offered an opportunity to give my side of the story. We couldn’t go anywhere without the crowds mobbing us and many of the girls did not behave. But nothing I wrote was directed at any one person. I think the cricketer who complained had a guilty conscience,” the girl was quoted saying by the website.

She added: “It’s a joke. There were cameras everywhere at these after-parties watching what they got up to. The guys treated us like pieces of meat,” she was quoted as saying.

Shocker! Cricket Bowler Suspended for “Illegal” Arm Action That Went 2 Degrees Too Far!

Crap. Do we hate reporting on this kind of stuff on a family-friendly website, especially right before the holidays, but it’s in the news and EVERYONE is talking about it so, we are forced to do so.

By now, pretty much everyone who isn’t living under a rock is aware that the ICC (International Cricket Council) has suspended West Indian off-spinner Shane “Don’t Call Me Sean” Shillingford. But do you know why? Brace yourself: cricket umpires say he’s bending his arm a full two degrees (TWO FREAKING DEGREES!) past the allowably 15 degrees when he bowls . . . or throws that little ball thingy at the batsman.

I know, it just knocks the wind out of you when you read that, doesn’t it? You just drop to your knees, wonder what the world is coming to, and want to just give up on life.

On the plus side, although Shillingford is currently only banned from the sport, ICC officials do have the power under United Nations charter to have him put in jail should the allegations of the additional 2 degrees of elbow bending are proven to be true. Maybe then you can let your children sleep more soundly.

His (Shillingford) action was found to be illegal following an independent analysis performed by Bruce Elliott, a member of the International Cricket Council’s (ICC) panel of Human Movement Specialists.  “A comprehensive analysis revealed that his elbow extension was 17 degrees, which is above the 15 degrees level of tolerance permitted under the relevant regulations,” the ICC said in a statement.

“Should he choose to appeal, he must lodge a written notification with the ICC within 14 days of receiving the report.”

Shillingford, reported for a suspected action by match officials after the opening Test against Sri Lanka in Galle last month, can now apply for reassessment of his action after he has modified it.  The umpires’ report had then cited concern over the straightening of the spinner’s arm while bowling some deliveries to the degree that may constitute an illegal action.

West Indian Shillingford banned for illegal action (AFP)