Duke Linebacker Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine

Duke University Blue Devil mascot logo
April 25, 2011

What a wild time it is down in Blue Devil Land.  1st, the lacrosse rape accuser from yesteryear is charged with murder & now comes news about sophomore linebacker Tyree Glover, who was busted for trafficking the 80’s drug of choice: cocaine. Coach David Cutliffe dismissed him from the team & offered this reasoning: “for conduct unbecoming of a member of the program”.  Let it now & forever be known…


Hurricane’s Buchanan Spits at Police, Then Yells: “I’m a U.M. Player, and I’ll Get Out of it!”

Ramon Buchanan - Miami Hurricanes linebacker
March 25, 2011

The old “Do you know who I am” card is out of style now. They don’t even bother to ask anymore. Miami Linebacker Ramon Buchanan has kicked it up a notch. According to Miami police, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Buchanan did something stupid in a restaurant bathroom to cause a scene and was told to leave. He did not, and police were called. When they arrived, they went to place…


Two Michigan State Football Players Arrested for Bar Fight in Aspen, One Tasered by Cops

March 13, 2011

Michigan State’s head football coach, Mark Dantonio is a known as a tough, no nonsense guy who has had to deal with a number of off-field incidents in his short stint with the Spartans. One has to wonder if some of the stress of dealing with young men acting like children had something to do with his heart attack last season. Hopefully he has fully recovered because we have some…


Today’s Life Lesson: Don’t Piss Off A Dolphin

Jacksonville JC football players arrested
March 7, 2011

A Question: So you’re a mediocre Atlantic Sun Conference football player getting a decent education on partial scholarship and some, insignificant guy disrespects you in the parking lot of some club. What do you do? You track him down, fracture his nose, sinuses, and eye sockets… of course! At least that’s what Jacksonville Dolphins, Bradley Burns and Jordan Dewhirst, would do. Their victim, Daniel Meyer, had a slight altercation with…