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Vanderbuilt Football Player Arrested for Robbing Member of Ice Hockey Club of $5000

First off: Vanderbilt sophomore safety Andre Simmons stands accused of felony counts of robbery and burglary. But that’s not the interesting part of the story. No, the interesting part of the story is about the guy he allegedly robbed, Zachary … Continue reading

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#Tulsa Football Star Kicked Off Team After . . . Girlfriend Arrested?

Say what? Why would the University of Tulsa suspend senior Damaris Johnson, the little-known, but dangerous, wide receiver who just happens to be the NCAA all-purpose yardage record holder? And on the eve of their biggest game against top ranked … Continue reading

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#Colorado, #Syracuse Football Players Team Up for Robbery

These former high school teammates went to different schools across the country from one another, but still found a way to bond in the off-season: robbery. Just pulls at your heart strings, doesn’t it?

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Surprised? #BCS Strips #USC of 2004 National Championship Over #ReggieBush Infractions

In a move that surprised only the Associated Press (which had already decided to let the Trojans keep their mythical national championship despite the long list of infractions involving Reggie Bush and others on the team) the Bowl Championship Series … Continue reading

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#OregonState Football Player Busted After Fast Food Fight With Girlfriend – #CastroMasaniai

Likely, she got tired of only being able to order from the Dollar Menu.

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Duke Linebacker Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine

What a wild time it is down in Blue Devil Land.  1st, the lacrosse rape accuser from yesteryear is charged with murder & now comes news about sophomore linebacker Tyree Glover, who was busted for trafficking the 80′s drug of … Continue reading

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Hurricane’s Buchanan Spits at Police, Then Yells: “I’m a U.M. Player, and I’ll Get Out of it!”

The old “Do you know who I am” card is out of style now. They don’t even bother to ask anymore. Miami Linebacker Ramon Buchanan has kicked it up a notch. According to Miami police, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Buchanan … Continue reading

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Two Michigan State Football Players Arrested for Bar Fight in Aspen, One Tasered by Cops

Michigan State’s head football coach, Mark Dantonio is a known as a tough, no nonsense guy who has had to deal with a number of off-field incidents in his short stint with the Spartans. One has to wonder if some … Continue reading

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Today’s Life Lesson: Don’t Piss Off A Dolphin

A Question: So you’re a mediocre Atlantic Sun Conference football player getting a decent education on partial scholarship and some, insignificant guy disrespects you in the parking lot of some club. What do you do? You track him down, fracture … Continue reading

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College Football Player Accused of Masturbating in Front of Two Women at Mall – Lance Alan Tausaga

Teen males masturbate, that’s a fact.  However, most choose to do so somewhere private … but not Southern Oregon University football player Lance Alan Tausaga.  His place of choice?  The mall parking lot. In addition to tending to his physical … Continue reading

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