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Pitt Linebacker Arrested After Traffic Stop Turns Into Police Chase, Weed Baggie Eating Contest – Carl Fleming

If you’re going to get into a bag ‘o’ weed eating contest with the cops, you have to know the rules.

First, if they actually SEE you shove a plastic bag full of a green, leafy substance in your mouth after say, a minor traffic stop in Pittsburgh, they will try to get it back from you.  The contest has started! Driving off and ramming one of their cars will only get them more excited and want to chase you.

Second, if they stick their fingers in your mouth in attempt to retrieve the baggie, and you resist, they will punch you in the gut, likely with one of those baton things you used to see them use on thugs in old movies. There’s an 96.8% chance you’ll cough it up at this point. Just sayin’.

Third, even if you are a linebacker for the University of Pittsburgh, likely the cops will want to arrest you once the weed is out. Struggling will only make things worse.

You can thank Pitt linebacker Carl Fleming for this little tutorial. He now stands charged two counts of aggravated assault, resisting arrest, fleeing or eluding police, drug possession, tampering with evidence and vehicular offenses. Oh, and he’s suspended from the team. Below the “Bag of Weed” song from Family Guy.

#Bengals Jerome Simpson Considered Top Draft in #Marijuana Fantasy League

Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of marijuana to his door. The cannabis was shipped from California’s Emerald Triangle and lead officers to search Simpson’s house where found 6 more pounds of marijuana, smoking pipes and scales!

Elsewhere, potential first rounder Marcus Camby, Portland Trail Blazers center, improved his off-season stats after being picked up in Texas while driving with a small amount of weed in his car.  Of course, both he and is passenger claimed the marijuana wasn’t theirs, but that won’t hurt his draft potential, as lying to the cops is considered a bonus.

#Oregon Coach Chip Kelly Not Concerned Star Players Arrested Driving 118 MPH While Smoking Weed

“We smoked it all!” Just the kind of thing a college football coach doesn’t want to hear after his starting QB is pulled over driving 118 mph in a rental car. Unless, of course, you’re Oregon head coach Chip “Look the Other Way” Kelly.

Okay, so the cops never could prove who was high and who wasn’t in that 2011 Nissan Altama, but passenger Darron Thomas, the Ducks starting quarterback, told cops who pulled him over that “we smoked it all” when asked by the Oregon State Patrol officer, “whose got the marijuana in the car?” That same officer then asked to take a closer look at driver Cliff Harris’ PAC 10 Championship ring. Aw, the officer is star struck by a piece of metal around someone’s finger.  The same officer who then let Harris go even though he was clocked at 118 mph and driving without a driver’s license of any kind, in a rental car that was paid for by a female OU employee, he claimed was his “girlfriend.” (Nothing odd about that either, Chip?)

Our friend Brooks at SportsByBrooks has the story and a nicely edited video that shows the whole thing.