If you're going to get into a bag 'o' weed eating contest with the cops, you have to know the rules. First, if they actually SEE you shove a plastic bag full of a green, leafy substance in your mouth after say, a minor traffic stop in Pittsburgh, .. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 04.3.12 | No Comments
Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of marijuana to his door. Th.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 09.23.11 | No Comments
"We smoked it all!" Just the kind of thing a college football coach doesn't want to hear after his starting QB is pulled over driving 118 mph in a rental car. Unless, of course, you're Oregon head coach Chip "Look the Other Way" Kelly. Okay, so th.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 08.17.11 | No Comments
Last week, we had a story about a guy who lived next to a golf course and complained constantly to the city about the obnoxious, potty-mouthed, drunken golfers who were constantly urinating in his yard. This week, the exact opposite: a guy who had le.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 07.27.11 | No Comments
In a case that he police captain says it's "one of the most unusual cases we've ever had", amateur hockey team coach Eric "Dude!" Hamlet was on a game trip that had to take a detour. Unfortunately, he was trying to deliver $65k worth of marijuana o.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 03.1.11 | No Comments
You'd think a couple of college students would be smarter than that. Either you're so hungry you can at least stay awake until you fast food is ready, or don't bother getting in the car to go get it when you're--allegedly--high. Otherwise, well, you'.. Read More
DUI/Drunks/Drugs | 10.8.10 | 1 Comment
Sounds like this kid is ready to jump to the NFL. All they need to know is that he is beating up his girlfriend and the Bengals would sign him in a minute.Sophomore cornerback David Gordon was one of two Arkansas players arrested Monday by police on .. Read More
Dumbasses | 04.29.10 | No Comments
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