Tag Archives: Caught With Weed

#Bengals Jerome Simpson Considered Top Draft in #Marijuana Fantasy League

Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of … Continue reading

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#Oregon Coach Chip Kelly Not Concerned Star Players Arrested Driving 118 MPH While Smoking Weed

“We smoked it all!” Just the kind of thing a college football coach doesn’t want to hear after his starting QB is pulled over driving 118 mph in a rental car. Unless, of course, you’re Oregon head coach Chip “Look … Continue reading

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Man Living Near #Golf Course, Robs Undercover Cops, Leads Them to His #Marijuana Stash

Last week, we had a story about a guy who lived next to a golf course and complained constantly to the city about the obnoxious, potty-mouthed, drunken golfers who were constantly urinating in his yard. This week, the exact opposite: … Continue reading

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Youth Hockey Coach Nabbed Trying to Mail $65K Worth of Weed on Road Trip

In a case that he police captain says it’s “one of the most unusual cases we’ve ever had”, amateur hockey team coach Eric “Dude!” Hamlet was on a game trip that had to take a detour. Unfortunately, he was trying … Continue reading

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Baylor Football Players Fall Asleep at Taco Bell Drive-Thru at 2 AM, Cops Find Weed in Car

You’d think a couple of college students would be smarter than that. Either you’re so hungry you can at least stay awake until you fast food is ready, or don’t bother getting in the car to go get it when … Continue reading

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Arkansas Football Player Caught With Weed, Fake Oklahoma Driver’s License

Sounds like this kid is ready to jump to the NFL. All they need to know is that he is beating up his girlfriend and the Bengals would sign him in a minute. Sophomore cornerback David Gordon was one of … Continue reading

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