Nothing says “You’re leaving your children in good hands!” like getting caught having sex in the bathroom of an NFL stadium with someone other than your spouse.
Two Wilson Central School District (NY) teachers Jennifer Rotella, 35 (right), and Michael France, 38 (Rotella at Stevenson Elementary School and France at Thomas Marks Elementary School) were arrested at Ralph Wilson Stadium Sunday during the Bills/Titans game for allegedly having sex with each other in the men’s room. Rotella and France are NOT married to each other.
According to Wilson Superintendent Michael Wendt, “I view this as a very serious matter. We take these allegations seriously, and we will be undertaking an investigation to look into this matter.”
Apparently the school district was not aware of the charges until a local television station started investigating the story based on a tip.
Does this mean soccer is that exciting or that boring?
Two fans of the visiting Bayern Munich (we’re assuming this is Germany) had to be ejected from the stands at Rhein-Neckar-Arena only 16 minutes into a match last week when they were caught having sex. According to one report, they just pulled down their pants and went at it, while most nearby fans ignored what was going on. Unfortunately security personnel at the stadium could not ignore the public coitus, and the couple was ejected.
Andy Newman and his girlfriend Kerri Cooper would not be the first drunken couple to attempt to have sex on the grass of an athletic field. They are probably also no the first to do it in broad daylight. But when you choice of venues is a cricket pitch in the United Kingdom surrounded by homes, you should expect that the local rent-a-cops will show up and ask you to stop.