Former Arkansas football coach Bobby “How ‘Bout a Lift?” Petrino has been fired, rumors are swirling that there are nude photos of his manhood floating around the Internet, and his face still looks like an undercooked pepperoni pizza. So, how could things get any worse for the former Razorback? How about if people start re-enacting your infamous motorcycle accident using animation? (Bobby Petrino jokes will be along any minute . . . )
First, we have an animated GIF from an LSU fan which shows Petrino taking off on his bike, getting a thumbs up from Arkansas former governor Bill Clinton, Jessica Dorrell falling off the back, and then wrecking horribly . . . followed by LSU coach Les Miles celebrating like there’s no tomorrow.
And, if that’s not bad enough, Petrino also receives the hilarious animated re-enactment treatment from Taiwanese TV – NWA World Edition. Pay close attention to the, uh, “riding position” of Jessica Dorrell on the motorcycle. Most unorthodox, but also could explain the cause of the accident. Watch it for yourself below:
Remember last November when that Chinese TV network did it’s own re-enactment of the Tiger Woods Thanksgiving SUV wreck using animation? Well, apparently the Taiwanese don’t want to be outdone, so they’ve done their own animation re-enactment of the current scandal involving UK soccer star Wayne Rooney who allegedly had sex with a prostitute while his wife was pregnant. As funny as that part of this mildly NSFW video is, we were most amused by the section showing Rooney at a farm kicking a soccer ball and missing the broad side of a barn, in reference to his recent inability to score anything resembling a goal.