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HS Football Coach/Father – Son Duo Arrested in Drug Investigation

Playing catch with your son is a common pass time for many fathers.  For a man that is not only a high school football coach but also the athletic director, this could even be mandatory but sometimes bonding requires more than just a pig skin.  So true for David Coates who spent quality time with his son, Joseph, peddling marijuana, LSD & ecstasy. After a 10 month investigation into the…

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At PPV Event, Pro Wrestler Jeff Hardy Appears Under the Influence, Loses to Sting in 88 Second

Think the people who paid to watch this thought they got their money’s worth?  We didn’t see this TNA Wrestling event, so we’ll let the Baltimore Sun fill you in on the details in this heavyweight championship bout between Sting and Jeff Hardy that lasted under a minute and a half, most of the time spent on Hardy attempting to throw his shirt to the crowd as a souvenir. Otherwise,…

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Armed Robbery Apparently Does NOT Meet Auburn U’s High Standard of Conduct for Athletes

Auburn University’s football team must be cursed or they do most of their recruiting from juvenile hall.  Just last Monday, running back Eric Smith was dismissed from the team after being charged w/ 3rd degree domestic violence and today 4 more players have been arrested.  The charges consist of robbery in the 1st degree, burglary in the 1st degree & theft of property in the 1st degree … gold star…

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Painful Sports Video: Soccer Player Nut Grab

Seems like every time we turn around there’s a new video for a professional soccer player either taking a dive for a non-existent injury, taking a cheap shot at an opposing player. This latest video shows what can happen when someone is grabbing for a soccer ball when both of you are on the ground. Certainly one of the more Painful Sports Videos we’ve ever posted. Shoulda worn that cup,…

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Two Michigan State Football Players Arrested for Bar Fight in Aspen, One Tasered by Cops

Michigan State’s head football coach, sales Mark Dantonio is a known as a tough, no nonsense guy who has had to deal with a number of off-field incidents in his short stint with the Spartans. One has to wonder if some of the stress of dealing with young men acting like children had something to do with his heart attack last season. Hopefully he has fully recovered because we have…

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Drunk Miguel Cabrera Tells Bar Patrons: “I Will Kill All of You, I Will Blow This Place Up!”

We’re starting to get a clearer picture of the evening that the Tiger’s Miguel Cabrera had back in Fbruary when he was arrested by Florida police for DUI . . . and it is not pretty.  And it is not just about the drinking: many a good man has had one two many, check gotten behind the wheel and then been pulled over by the cops. We can all almost…

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Painful Sports Video: Soccer Player Scores Goal in First Four Seconds of Game

We have no idea where this happened or when. What we do know is that if this happened like, twenty times a game in soccer, more Americans would be fans.  Maybe soccer goals need to be taller so it would be easier to just kick it over the goal keepers head. No, seriously. This is like a full court shot to start a basketball game, only better because no one…

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Yahoo Sports: Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel Knew About Players Selling Gear Last April

Remember that whole hubbub at the end of the last college football season about Ohio State Football players selling memorabilia given to them by the university to collectors to make a little cash on the side? And rather than keep the Buckeyes out of their big bucks bowl game, the NCAA decided to suspend the players–including starting quarterback Terrelle Pryor–at the beginning of NEXT season as punishment? And everyone went…

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Painful Non-Sports Video: Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan

Not together, you see, although that would be one monumental train wreck if these two ever decided to start dating. What we do have is video footage of both of these celebrities, and not of their finest work. Over at YouGottaSeeThisVideo.com, there’s footage from Charlie’s latest video effort “Sheen’s Korner.” If CBS and Chuck Lorre weren’t worried before about how talented this guy is on his own, they should be…

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Today’s Life Lesson: Don’t Piss Off A Dolphin

A Question: So you’re a mediocre Atlantic Sun Conference football player getting a decent education on partial scholarship and some, insignificant guy disrespects you in the parking lot of some club. What do you do? You track him down, fracture his nose, sinuses, and eye sockets… of course! At least that’s what Jacksonville Dolphins, Bradley Burns and Jordan Dewhirst, would do. Their victim, Daniel Meyer, had a slight altercation with…

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Sports Illustrated Special Report: 7% of College Football Players Have Criminal Records

Well, clinic duh. We could have told you that. Most of YOU could have told Sports Illustrated that an increasing number of college football players on scholarship have criminal records. But, the fact that this vaunted publishing institution actually took the time and did the research (something we have been too lazy to do in 11 years) is great for everyone. Now the debate about whether there are actually more…

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“Bored” Men Dress Up in Costume and . . . Disrupt Girls HS Soccer Game?

Adult men have so many options available to them when bored, including but not limited to, drinking alcohol or going to a strip club.   So it is a bit baffling as to why 6 grown men, aided by 2 women, decided to dress up in costumes (Power Rangers – really? Is this 1995?) and raid the field of a high school girl’s soccer game in attempt to cure their…

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