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Man Tells Cops Golf Clubs Were Stolen, Wanted Wife to Buy Him New Set

Okay, so we’re not going to say that Joseph Louis Ioime of Ocala, FL had a bad plan. But he had a bad plan. Last weekend, Ioime, 64, met with police at the Baseline Golf Course and told the cops that his golf bag and golf clubs–worth over $2,000–had been taken from his car while it was in the parking lot. While the officer was completing his report, he noticed a…

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Kingston High School football players arrested for BB gun hazing

Football Players From Kingston High School (NC) Arrested for BB Gun Hazing Incident

It’s all fun and games until someone forces you into a car and shoots you in the arm with a BB gun numerous times! Okay, so a couple of things odd about this alleged hazing incident at  Kinston High School in North Carolina. First, it involved four members of the football team, but it is obviously not football season. Second, the victim, Preston Burris, is 18-years-old, so probably a senior…

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Man Poses as Bowling Coach at Tallmadge High School to Have Sex With Girl

Wait, what? Yes, we all know how sexy bowling coaches are supposed to be, but this guy really crossed the line!  According to police,Justin K. Jones, 29, went to the local bowling alley where the Tallmadge High School (OH) bowling club practiced and somehow presented himself to members of the team as a coach and gave them advice. Said Tallmadge Lt. Ron Williams, “He fancied himself as a bowling coach.”…

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Video: Massive Cycling Race Accident

Video: Massive Cycling Race Accident

You know how, when you’re riding a bike with someone else and you feel like they’re getting too close and it makes you swerve away and you feel like you’re going to lose control for a second? Okay, multiply that by about 100 people on bikes, and everyone is going about 20 mph. Yup, not a good combination. Except, of course, if it’s caught on camera for your enjoyment.

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Girls HS Basketball Coach Loses Game, Gets All Bitey

Hey coach! Maybe You’re not yourself when you’re hungry. Have a Snickers . . . or maybe just nibble on someone’s face. Apparently yelling at, and/or punching someone else is not enough to let coaches express their emotions these days. Now, it seems, it’s all about the biting. A couple of weeks ago we read a story about a high school hockey coach, after losing 9-1, who allegedly attacked and bit…

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HS Soccer Coach to Girl, 14: “I Lust Over You!”

Was that wrong of him? Yeah, probably. Oh, and it probably didn’t help that she was a player on his team. And she was one of his daughter’s best friend. And, allegedly, the two of them had sex at a team sleepover at his house when the rest of the team was asleep, as well as his wife. Okay, when you put it all that way, yes it was probably…

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HS Lady Swim Coach, 20, Arrested for Sex With Male Swimmer, 17

Is it wrong for a hot 20-year-old college girl to have sex with a horny 17-year-old high school boy? Probably not in 49 of the 53 states. Unless, of course, the hot coed is also an assistant coach on the high school swim team and the boy is a member of the swim team. That, apparently is “wrong” in the state of Wisconsin for some reason. Do you think she…

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Is Video of Seahawks Fan Destroying TV After Super Bowl Loss Fake?

Is Video of Seahawks Fan Destroying TV After Super Bowl Loss Fake?

There are sore losers, and there are sore losers . . . and then there’s this guy. The real question is: is it fake? The guy starts out in a stance to make a run, and when he hits the “TV” is obviously an old projection unit worth maybe $9 on the open market today. Also, the other two people you can see in the shot also appear to be…

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Fargo Man Arrested for DUI on . . .  Zamboni?

Fargo Man Arrested for DUI on . . . Zamboni?

I wish I could say this is the first time I remember this happening, but in nearly 15 years of doing this blog, I can’t.  And why not? It’s probably really cold and boring waiting to get out there and drive that big monster on the ice, you’re probably tempted to have an adult beverage or two to kill the time and you’ve driven the thing a million times before….

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