Daily Blast: May 2, 2013

You enjoying the new “old” BadJocks? Drop me an email at BadJocks@Yahoo.com either way. But first, please take a look at this tough investigative report from the guys at TotalProSports.com.

Just What You’ve Been Waiting For: The Lingerie Football League Team Hotness Index for 2013 – How would you have made it through the season without it? And FYI, I already know it’s now called the Legends Football League for those smartypants out there who want to write in and correct me. Technically the ladies are no longer wearing lingerie, just skimpy underwear.  I’m sure you’re have to spend hours watching the game to learn to tell the difference.

Why We Love Baseball . . . I Guess: Royals Jeff Francoeur Celebrates His Triple By Ball-Tapping His Coach – No one is exactly sure why, but you can watch him do it (over and over again in the animated GIF). Wonder if this will make this episode of “Ow, My Balls!” – Source – DeadSpin

Speaking of Baseball . . . a Female Fan at the A’s-Angels Game Last Night Took a Picture . . . of Her Boobs? – Again, like Mr. Francoeur’s odd celebratory technique, we’re not sure why this happened, but maybe it proves how boring baseball is to watch?

BadJocks First: Ohio State Hands Down Punishment for Hazing to . . . Rowing Team? – Well, now everyone just wants to get in on the fun.

Former NBA Star Kenny Anderson Loses HS Coach Job After Second DUI Arrest - No word on what is BAC level was.

HS Coach Sex Scandal: California Water Polo Coach Charged – Christopher Yang  was slapped with nine felonies, including four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a person under 18, two counts of sexual penetration of a person under 18 and three counts of oral copulation of a person under 18. Just another reason your school doesn’t need a water polo team.

 

 

 

 

Daily Blast: May 1, 2013

“Chunky Cheerleader” Update – Yesterday we posted a story about the awful article on the Houston CBS website about a cheerleader for the Oklahoma City Thunder that the blogger thought was too chunky to wear her skimpy outfit. According to a report today, “a CBS Sports Radio digital content manager has been let go from the station.” Our long national nightmare is over.

Now, to more important news . . .

Jaguars Justin Blackmon Suspended for Four Games for Violating NFL’s Substance-Abuse Policy –  And, it’s emphasized in this story that it’s NOT for performance enhancing drugs, aka steroids. Dude! It’s Blackmon’s third substance-related incident in less than three years.

Video: Warriors Steph Currier and Nuggets Fan Get Into It – Hard to really see much here, but it makes for a good headline.

And, only because it will make give ESPN something to do over the next month: Tim Tebow Becomes a Free Agent - You always have a job writing for us Timmy! (He can write, right?)

Is this “The Ultimate Mascot FAIL Compilation?”  If not, it’s pretty close.

Daily Blast: April 30, 2013

Okay, here we are again, making changes to the website.

Again.

Hopefully we’ve got it pegged this time, but we’ll see about that. I’v decided to try and go back to what I was doing when I started this site 13 years ago: link to news stories of bad jocks.

Period.

While the blogging format is great, most of the stories we come across don’t deserve an entire post. Most barely deserve a link. If we DO find something worthy of a single post we’ll give it a Special Update designation. Otherwise we will just do a Daily Blast of links we find interesting.

Early on, a reviewer criticized this site has having “one link piled on top of each other in no apparent order.” Exactly.

So if you’re looking for long commentary and analysis, you’ve come to the wrong place. This site is for those with a sense of humor and short attention span.

You’re welcome. And now to the random links.

Shocking: ESPN’s Skip Bayless still defending Tim Tebow. Marry him already Skip! Watch the video here.

HS Coach Sex Scandal in NJ – High school track coach scores a triple play, gets fired following allegations he “accessed pornographic material on his school-issued computer, made inappropriate comments to female student athletes and engaged in inappropriate conduct.” When did he have time to coach?

HS Coach Sex Scandal in FL – What, you thought there would be only one today? Where have you been? This guy got in trouble when he allegedly solicited sex from one high school girl when then compared notes with a second girl who he had also–allegedly–tried to get sex from. The only thing worse that a woman scorned is two women scorned.

Hazing Update: HS Baseball Coach Takes Leave of Absence Over “Biting” Hazing Incident – And no, we are not saying that the story was “biting” in terms of how important it was. No, this is literally a  hazing incident on a baseball team that involved one player biting another as part of a team initiation. Nothing says “I want to be your teammate” like teethmarks on you body. A new low for sports hazing.

OKC Thunder Cheerleader Kelsey Williams

And finally . . . The “Chunky Cheerleader” Story continues to get traction - Two things to note here: if you’re going to make fun of an NBA cheerleader for being overweight, please look in the mirror first. And second, even if we all look at some young lady and think she might be a little heavier than your average stick thin cheerleader, for God’s sake don’t put it writing. At right, Kelsey Williams of the Oklahoma City Thunder.