Does boxing have any dignity left? Should the goons in charge just lift the “winner’s” hand up before the match begins so they know who is going to win despite the actual activity in the ring? The fans at this bout thought the outcome was less than accurate and when the first chair flew into the ring . . .
Video: Giants Parade FAIL. What Giants player do you want to see? … SANCHEZZZZZZZZZ!
The reporter asks this potentially inebriated young woman what Giants player she’d like to see at the Super Bowl victory parade. Her answer leaves the crowd stunned. Truly a Painful Sports Video!
HS Basketball Coach Accused of Pulling Down Female Player’s Pants – West Harrison High School
Nothing new about coaches playing practical jokes on players. And, anymore, it seems like coaches and faculty at the high school level are getting chummier all the time. But that still doesn’t excuse girls basketball coach/principal Mike Loftin at West Harrison High School who pulled the warm-up pants off of one of his players.
Usually the players have their game shorts underneath. But not this time, which is unfortunate for both Mr. Loftin and the player, Callie Merriman, 15. According to reports, Merriman left her shorts at home that day, went home to get them, but had not put them on as she and other players waited to board a bus for an away game. Once depantsed, she slumped to the floor to cover herself.
The school will not say how Loftin has been disciplined, but local police are investigating.
Thanks to the guys on the Todd ‘n’ Tyler Show for the tip on this story!
Source: Southwest Iowa News
College #Baseball Player Sues Frat Brothers Over Failed “Bottle Rocket in the Anus” Prank – Louis Helmburg III
Any time your story starts with “underage members of the fraternity had been drinking” you know it’s going to be good. And usually, these types of things happen at frat parties and there’s enough “old school” money to shut everyone up. But, apparently, not this time.
No, this time, Louis Helmburg III, a former catcher on the Marshall University baseball team has decided to sue his brothers at Alpha Tau Omega fraternity (isn’t that the one that Bluto and D-Day pledged?) after “a fellow fraternity member allegedly shot a bottle rocket out of his anus.” You can’t make this stuff folks.
In a bold legal strategy, Helmburg’s lawyers laid out their case rather succinctly in their written lawsuit, with “Defendant Hughes also owed plaintiff and others on the ATO deck a duty of care not to drink under age, or to fire bottle rockets out of his anus.”
The most important part of this lawsuit (aside from the details about fireworks and body parts) is that Helmburg is claiming his injuries were suffered mostly as a result of HIM falling off the deck at the ATO house and into a spot between the air conditioner and the deck. The fireworks were going to be shot out of another drunk frat boy’s anus (Travis Hughes), but, surprisingly failed to launch as expected and the ensuing explosion surprised Helmburg who stumbled off the deck falling three to four feet. The deck, of course, lacked the proper railing system for drunken parties/fireworks out-a-body cavity festivities.
Helmburg’s lawsuit seeks damages for pain and suffering, loss of time from the baseball team, as well as lost earning capacity and medical expenses.
And so you don’t think Mr. Hughes is the only one dumb enough to pull this stunt, we did a quick search of YouTube for “bottle rocket and anus” and found 126 results. Below is one example of why America’s young men are the dumbest bastards on the planet.
Rugby Streaker Tackles Samoan Player During Match in New Zealand
Yes, you read that right, the shorts-wearing streaker grabbed and tackled a Samoan rugby player during a match this past week. Using these guys are just out for a drunken run across the field and a chance to delight the crowd as they run away from overweight security guards. But not this time. We are starting to see something new here friends: fans running out onto the field to attack opposing players. And security forces don’t seem able to stop it.
Is it part of our “I’m famous because I was on TV for five seconds” culture, or is fan angry getting so ratcheted up that we can’t tell the difference between being FOR our team and AGAINST their rivals?
Video: Singer M.I.A. Flips Bird, Says “Sh*t” During Madonna Halftime Show
We didn’t see it live and it is certainly hard to tell now that singer MIA is really giving the audience the middle finger at the end of the clip when she holds her hand in front of her body, but it’s pretty clear she says “I don’t give a sh*t”. How did that get by the half time show censors?
Great, another rock star incident at the Super Bowl. Looks like they’ll be going back to the super-clean “Up With People” show next year. First, a close up of a freeze from from the performance, then the clip itself.
Video: Future Ping Pong Champion?
At first, this looks like some kind of CGI animation, doesn’t it? But to what end? Why not animate the baby to actually play tennis or eve golf?
Most of us don’t have thank kind of eye-hand coordination as adults, much less as a baby.
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Georgia’s “Muscle” Cheerleader Turns Down $75K Fitness Contract Over Supplements – Anna Watson
By now, most of you have seen the picture of the University of Georgia cheerleader Anna Watson, flexing her arms in a classic body builder pose. And, as you can see from the photo, she’s not your average cheerleader.
According to reports, Anna can bench press 155 pounds and was in such good shape she was offered a fitness-modelling contract worth $75,000 . . . but turned it down. Allegedly because the contract had some extreme requirements and insisted that she take Anavar, a legal anabolic steroid. Anna turned that down, but in the mean time, the photo of her flexing her muscles has gone viral and caused controversy over her less than typical cheerleader body.
To us, at least, she seems to be one of the good jocks. Watch the video of her appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America below.
Click here for more pictures of UGA cheerleader Anna Watson.
Source: IB Times
Former College Volleyball Coach Arrested for Allegedly Taking Upskirt Videos at Mall
John Puncel worked for a year as the assistant women’s volleyball coach at Pasadena City College (CA) and likely used video to help his players improve their play. That’s NOT the kind of video he had on his cell phone while at the Glendale Galleria mall this week.
Cops noted suspicious activity as Puncel followed a young woman in a skirt up the escalator with cell phone in hand. By standing close to her and putting the cell phone very low, he was allegedly able to get what are called “upskirt” photos or videos that show a, uh, “unique” perspective on the female anatomy. Apparently some people are fans and got to great lengths to obtain the images.
When officers approached him, Puncel allegedly tried furiously to press buttons on his phone–possibly to delete photos or images–and ended up in a scuffle with police. Not only did they find an “upskirt video” showing the young woman’s legs and buttocks, but also a sexually explicit photo of an underage girl. He’s charged with secretly recording under the clothing of another person without consent, battery on a police officer and resisting arrest.
Source: LA Times
#Hazing Incident at Grant High Turned Over to Cops Sex Crime Unit – “G-ing” Investigated
Nothing really new here with the hazing incident on the JV basketball team at Grant High School (Portland, Oregon) that we haven’t seen a million times before: younger players on a team being held down, shorts removed and either a finger–or other object–inserted into their anus as part of initiation process. Well, maybe a couple of new things.
First, this practice is allegedly so common among GHS sports teams that it has a name “G-ing.” As in, “He’s going to get his G-ing after the game tonight.” Sounds to us like there just might be a hazing tradition at Grant.
And second, according to this story, even parents of jocks at Grant feel intimidated, afraid to say anything about what is happening to their children for fear something worse might happen to the lads. That puts things on a whole new serious level when even the culture gets to the parents.
Fortunately, someone did come forward, the school investigated and now the local sex crimes unit is looking into it to see if an charges will be brought.
Source: OregonLive
