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Man Claims: "I Married Britney Spears First Then Lost Her in Chapel Parking Lot!"
Now wants share of the wedding lottery
(LAS
VEGAS) Another man has come forward to claim that he actually married Britney
Spears first and now wants his share. Brian Brimcal, a 38-year-old unemployed
video game designer from Ft. Wayne, Indiana, claims he married the pop star at the famous Little White Wedding Chapel hours before Jason Alexander,
but lost her in the parking lot.
 Brimcal says he met Spears as the two partied at
the famous Palms Casino Hotel’s Ghostbar late Friday night and early Saturday.
After showing her some of his "best moves" on the dance floor, he
jokingly suggested the two get married, settle down, and have a 'mess of
youngun's' and was stunned when the blonde singer said yes. "We were both
pretty drunk, although she had a lot more to drink that night than I did. That
girl drinks like Glen Campbell on a farewell tour!" claims Brimcal, "I just sobered up Tuesday and saw on the news
some other guy claiming her. That made me angry, which is why I came forward
today."
Brimcal
says the last thing he remembers, before waking up naked in a dumpster behind
Denny's, is dropping Spears as the couple came out of the chapel. "I was
carrying her, you know like 'over the threshold' and I stumbled. She's a lot
heavier than she looks, you know. Anyway, I thought I still had her, but I guess
this other guy . . . Jason Alexander . . . wasn't he on Seinfeld or Friends . .
. must of found her and took her back in for a second wedding."
 Las Vegas police took Brimcal's stolen bride
report and believe his story has some credibility. "In the report he claims
that he's always said publicly the only woman he would marry is Britney
Spears," said police spokesman Sgt. Steve "Skippy" Henderson,
"And he was crying and distraught when he said it, so we just had to
believe him."
Asked about a marriage license that would prove
his claims, Brimcal claims Spears likely had it when he dropped her and the Las
Vegas Wedding Bureau so far has not been able to find their copy. Added the
helpful Brimcal, "If they give me five minutes with their computer system,
I know I can find it."
"I'm just praying that someone finds the
license, brings it forward and gets rewarded - and from there we all live
happily ever after," he said. To help prove his claim, Brimcal has hired
famous celebrity lawyer, Edward "Shady" Lain, who said his client
would seek an injunction to be named Spears' one and only legal husband, arguing that the
annulment of the second marriage to Alexander actually works in their favor.
"It was technically bigamy, but Brian's willing to overlook Britney's
'little mistake' if she'll just come back to Ft. Wayne and move into his
parent's basement with him," insisted Lain, "And then this marriage
can be fully consummated the way the good Lord intended."
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