Video: Take a Supermodel to Work Day, NBA Version w. Kate Upton

May 3, 2012

Okay, so maybe this wasn’t as much fun as it sounds. On the other hand, with swimsuit model Kate Upton in it, we really can’t call it a Painful Sports Video now, can we? From the YouTube description: Forget take your kid to work day — today is Take a Supermodel to Work Day. Watch what happens when Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model and member of Skullcandy Supermodel Crew, Kate…

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Dispute Between Golfers Ends in Brawl, Cart Used as Battering Ram

May 3, 2012

Disputes on the golf course are nothing new: the foursome in front of you is playing too slow, ask or the group behind you wants to play too fast. Someone’s being too loud, or maybe taking one too many “Mulligans” off the tee. Or maybe, just maybe, there’s a group of young guys, out celebrating a buddy’s upcoming wedding who aren’t really familiar with the rules of the game at…

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Video: Red Sox Chick Brawls With Fans at Yankee Stadium

Can’t really tell what happened here, other than the young lady in the Red Sox cap gets into with fans in section 328 at Yankee Stadium. And this was Friday night when the Sox where actually playing in Chicago! Anyone else think alcohol may have been involved? Red Sox Chick Gets Just Desserts – Watch More Funny Videos

May 2, 2012
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Reaching Out: To the Reader Who Sent Us the Story About Women’s Lacrosse Team Shirts

A week or so ago, one of our readers sent us information about an college women’s lacrosse team and some of the t-shirts they had printed up to support their efforts. Some of them were less than tasteful and did not depict their opponents in a very positive light, shall we say.  We wanted to follow-up on the story and now we can’t find his/her contact information. If you are…

May 1, 2012
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Con Man Accused of Stealing $8000 From Parents of Young Baseball Players for “Traveling Team”

From our “Special Place in Hell” Dept:  Jeff Halter, 40, came to Hobart, Indiana (near Chicago) with a glowing resume and the promise to build a traveling baseball team of elite local players. Parents of budding ballplayers (mostly 11-year-olds) gladly stepped up and each paid Halter $675 for uniforms, practice time and travel expenses.  Practices started, everything looked good, and then according to police, Halter stopped showing up. According to…

April 26, 2012
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Four “Poachers” Arrested Outside Philly Golf Course With 8000 Balls

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April 24, 2012

Most golf courses have water hazards of some kind: rivers, streams and lakes. And usually they are deep enough to hide golf balls. Sometimes local kids spend evenings and weekend mornings up to their knees (or deeper) finding these lost white balls and, shop maybe, resell them for a buck or two. Then there are these four guys from Michigan who got all the way to a course outside Philadelphia–Aronimink…

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Urine Big Trouble Young Man: High School Baseball Player Suspended for Dugout Prank

Trying to gain an advantage on your opponent during a game? The list of pranks and tricks are endless, but the one played by Dwyer High School (FLA) last week before a playoff game against intra-city rival Palm Beach Gardens High really stinks. And that’s not just figuratively. It stinks, buy like the smell of a truck stop restroom that hasn’t been cleaned in months. The unidentified player was suspended…

April 23, 2012
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Video: Minor League Hockey Players Brawl Before Ceremonial Puck Drop

April 18, 2012

What the puck? These two hate each so much that they can’t even wait for the game to start to begin the brawling. Here’s more from NBC Sports OffTheBench: Two minor league hockey players decided to pull that feat off during a playoff game last week.  The incident occurred before game four of the Continental Hockey League playoff series between the Allen Americans and the Texas Brahmas.  Americans left winger…

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Vermont High School Soccer Coach Arrested for Fourth DUI in 25 Years – Thomas W. Schaefer

Apparently, South Burlington High School soccer coach Thomas W. Schaefer didn’t drink very often. But when he did–at an average about once every 6 years–he really threw them back and then drove. Schaefer is, or was, the long time boys and girls soccer coach at SBHS until last week when he was arrested for the fourth time for DUI. Most coaches barely survive their first drunk driving, much less a…

April 17, 2012
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