Not much to report today guys. Just the best dodgeball video ever. (slightly not safe for work, but well worth the risk.)
Saints WR Arrested for DUI - Saints wide receiver Joe Morgan was arrested in Jefferson Parish, La., on Saturday for allegedly driving while intoxicated. According to police, Morgan’s blood alcohol content was nearly three times the legal limit, at 0.218%. Not quite enough to get him in the Top Twenty of the World Famous BadJocks BAC Rankings, but it certainly makes him the “leader in the clubhouse” for 2013.
Elsewhere in NFL Arrest News: Buccaneers DB Arrested for Public Intoxication for Second Time in Three Months
Former HS Assistant Football Coach Arreste for Sexting Girl, 17 – He’s accused of sending her pictures of his junk and getting naked pictures of her back.
Gym Teacher Arrested for Indecent Exposure – On a Sunday morning he pulled up in his car and asked a woman for directions . . . with his pants down. She should have known something was up: men never stop to ask for directions.
Incredible Video of Kenyan High School Kids High Jumping – Not sure what the world record is, but these guys look like they’re easily clearing 7 feet.
High School Cheerleader With Creepy Six-Pack Abs Awarded College Scholarship – No really, you need to see this chick’s abs, they look like they were painted on or part of some bizarre Halloween costume.
Father of HS Track Athlete Sues School for $16 Million After Coach Cuts Boy From Team – The school says the teen missed too many practices, dad says coach cut the budding track star over a difference of opinion of the events he would run in. And, as a result, the boy will miss out on a college scholarship.
Notre Dame QB Golson suspended over poor academic judgment – Something strange is going on here, but no one is really saying. First, Manti T’eo’s mystery girlfriend and now Golson. What’s going on under the Golden Dome?
Finnish Streaker Costs Team Goal & Game - Don’t you just hate it when that happens. Good thing soccer is a high scoring game!
New Rutgers AD Will Keep Her Job Despite Reports She Abused Volleyball Players – Yes, it was 16 years ago that new athletic director Julie Hermann was accused of called players at the University of Tennessee “whores, alcoholics, and learning disabled.” But, apparently, even at a school who just had to fire a men’s basketball coach for abusing his players in practice, that’s not enough to cost her her job. Yet.
Members of the Evanston Township High School (outside Chicago) Disciplined After Girls Sent Them “Inappropriate Photos” on Their Cell Phones – Of course, being teenaged boys they then forwarded the nude and semi-nude pictures to everyone they knew. As a result, the school forfeited a state playoff tournament game.
CA HS Soccer Players Sentenced for Role in Hazing – No specifics, but some of the attackers–who used a javelin and a broken flagpole to sodomize younger players–got probation while others will serve some time in a juvenile camp.
Soccer Player Scores Goal, Strips Off Shorts to Celebrate, Gets Red Card – Yeah, that’ll happen.
More Hard Hitting Sports News: Cowboys Cheerleaders strut in final rounds of auditions – And yes, this is a photo gallery of scantily clad young women. Did you even have to ask?
And some REAL Hard Hitting Sports News: The Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Gets His Own Themed Beer – You can buy it at the concession stand right next to the Our Team Sucks Ale, and I’m So Bored I Could Kill Myself Lite.