As I tweeted yesterday, the most popular search term leading people to BadJocks the past few days has been “Jessica Dorrell naked pictures.” Which, of course, we don’t have. So . . . my generous readers have been emailing me fake naked pictures of Ms. Dorrell.
STOP SENDING THEM TO ME!
I don’t have time to go through the ones I already have.
Just another opening day in Baltimore. Sunshine, hotdogs, a cold beer, and some half-naked guy dressed like Batman (including a cape) running onto the field, blowing kisses to the fans. We’ll call him a streaker, but you young whipper-snappers should know that–back in the day–you had to be naked to actually be a streaker. Not like today, when any drunk fool can take off a shirt or strip to his underwear and be called a streaker. Darn kids!
Apparently, Australian streaker Mark Mills, 33, could have received a year in jail and a fine of $1300 for his drunken stunt during a February National Rugby League (Australia) match between the Melbourne Storm and Brisbane Broncos. Especially since his drunken, naked dash onto the field went”beyond all expectation of common propriety”, according to the judge.
Yes, Mills was naked and running on the field in front of an estimated 11,000 fans. He even did a somersault or two for the crowd. Apparently he crossed the line when he stopped, bent over, and spread his cheeks for the crowd. Even in Australia, they don’t want to see that. You probably don’t want to see it either, but we did manage to find the Slightly Not Safe For Work video of the incident below. Thankfully, the videographer decided NOT to zoom in. Thank you.
The judge, however, had pity on Mills–who made a public apology on local radio–and only hit him with a $250 fine.