The water is getting deeper for now former Arkansas football coach Bobby “I’ll Text You” Petrino. According to reports, he and his mistress/employee, Jessica Dorrell exchanged 100s if not thousands of text messages including 70 on Sept. 17, the day Arkansas beat visiting Troy 38-28. The university has released Petrino’s phone records and it does not make him look any better.
And if that wasn’t enough, there might be nude photos among those messages. But no, they are NOT of hot blonde former volleyball player Dorrell. Yep, that’s right: at least one online source is tweeting that there might be naked photos of the Coach. Or, more precisely, parts of the Coach. Call Brett Favre if you don’t understand that part.
As I tweeted yesterday, the most popular search term leading people to BadJocks the past few days has been “Jessica Dorrell naked pictures.” Which, of course, we don’t have. So . . . my generous readers have been emailing me fake naked pictures of Ms. Dorrell.
STOP SENDING THEM TO ME!
I don’t have time to go through the ones I already have.
Just another opening day in Baltimore. Sunshine, hotdogs, a cold beer, and some half-naked guy dressed like Batman (including a cape) running onto the field, blowing kisses to the fans. We’ll call him a streaker, but you young whipper-snappers should know that–back in the day–you had to be naked to actually be a streaker. Not like today, when any drunk fool can take off a shirt or strip to his underwear and be called a streaker. Darn kids!
Apparently, Australian streaker Mark Mills, 33, could have received a year in jail and a fine of $1300 for his drunken stunt during a February National Rugby League (Australia) match between the Melbourne Storm and Brisbane Broncos. Especially since his drunken, naked dash onto the field went”beyond all expectation of common propriety”, according to the judge.
Yes, Mills was naked and running on the field in front of an estimated 11,000 fans. He even did a somersault or two for the crowd. Apparently he crossed the line when he stopped, bent over, and spread his cheeks for the crowd. Even in Australia, they don’t want to see that. You probably don’t want to see it either, but we did manage to find the Slightly Not Safe For Work video of the incident below. Thankfully, the videographer decided NOT to zoom in. Thank you.
The judge, however, had pity on Mills–who made a public apology on local radio–and only hit him with a $250 fine.
They do odd things in the United Kingdom to raise money for charity. They’re the ones who started this whole “posing naked for a calendar” trend a few years ago.
And now? They have people playing miniature golf . . . naked. A hearty group in Essex went out in what was described as “cold conditions” (shrinkage?) to raise money for a prostate cancer charity, raising nearly $5000. In the process, they also set out to set a new Guiness World Record for people playing with their putters naked. Apparently the number to beat will be 30, assuming anyone else wants to have naked people on their course.
According to event co-ordinator Tracy Jones said: “With them having to bend down to retrieve the balls from the holes, it made for some interesting sights.” We’ll take your word on that Tracy. All though it does bring up a good question: where did they keep their scorecards and pencils?
Mostly Safe For Work photos of the event at the link below.
You knew this was going to happen at some point, didn’t you? With young people using cell phones to record every moment of their lives these days, eventually someone was going to bring one into the locker room shower and capture stills or video of someone naked. And, as bad as that would be, you know the next move is going to be to send it to all their friends.
It finally happened last week at Henderson County High School in Kentucky. And, unfortunately, one of those involved in the incident was over 18, making him the criminal when it comes to distributing naked pictures of a minor.
On Sunday, one of the team’s players, Gavont Baker was arrested, accused of being involved in a scandal that rocked the team. Police say that incident took place in the school’s locker room after practice.
They say some of the players began horsing around after taking a shower. But, police say that horseplay turned criminal when one of the students recorded video on a cell phone that showed a player naked.
Police say that video of the under-age player was sent by cell phone to several students. Students tell 14 News, Baker was kicked off the team and some of the other players involved were punished.
Police say there are five suspects in this case. But, Baker is the only one who is 18. Authorities are not saying if the others will face charges. Baker is expected to appear in court in March.