Ray’s Slugger Manny Ramirez Retires From Baseball After 2nd Positive Drug Test

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April 11, 2011

Wait a minute . . . when Manny tested positive back in 2009 for a banned substance, wasn’t that all a big misunderstanding with some hint that he was given the drug so he and his wife could have a baby? Who could fault a guy for juicing–we mean, taking a perfectly legal fertility drug–so he could enlarge his family? At the time, we recall most people being pretty supportive…


Con Man Able to Support Himself for Two Years Running Fake Charity Golf Tournaments

John Moyers mug shot
April 7, 2011

The greatest criminal in Texas history has finally been caught!   Okay, maybe the greatest fake golf tournament criminal in Texas history, but still, this guy was the best at what he did. . . even though it was really, really wrong. Meet John Mark Moyers (mug shot, right) who has been traveling Arkansas and Texas for the past two years (yes, two years!) running fake golf tournaments and charity food…


Painless Sports Video: Soccer Floppers Are Here!

Soccer video: player slaps own face with opponents hand
February 25, 2011

Yes, it seems that all competitive athletes try to get an edge against their opponents, whether it’s the latest equipment, the newest training techniques, watching film looking for weakness and a few “game day” ploys that are often overlooked. But when it comes to all out fakery, we think the winner hands down has to be professional soccer where the official logo is a player writhing on the ground holding…


Arrested for Shoplifting: Two Florida Gator Football–Wait, Girls on the Swim Team?

February 9, 2011

The ugliness that is University of Florida sports has spread past the multitude of arrests for the football team and has now spilled over to the . . . women’s swimming team? Really? Damn.  The Gator “gang initiations” are getting tougher. This time it looks like the ladies had to sneak into the fancy retail store Nordstroms and make off with a couple of jackets. The ladies made it out…