“So Painful, Painful in My Areas!” – Soccer Ref Files Lawsuit Over Groin Grab

Attackes on soccer referees are NOT uncommon. We’ve chronicled a few a them over the years. But usually they get punched or kicked by angry players, coaches or fans. This poor guy in Kenya though, first was allegedly kicked and hit by members of a youth soccer team (kids!)and then grabbed by the coach. And by “grabbed” we mean by the testicles and pulled down on. Apparently hard enough to…

April 24, 2013

Oops! Tampa Bay Rays Forced to Apologize for Offensive Sign Held Up By Mascot

April 5, 2013

Some people humor meters are just out of whack . . . or maybe they never had them to begin with. Take Raymond Ray, the mascot of the Tamp Bay Rays of MLB. He was spotted with this sign at a game the other night. Just, no. Here’s more from USA Today: Most of the time, professional sports mascots are bastions of benevolence, distributing T-shirts and hot dogs to the…


ESPN’s OTL: Video Shows Rutgers B-Ball Coach Physically & Verbally Assaulting Players at Practice

UPDATE: Rutgers finally fired coach Rice yesterday. But what new evidence was there yesterday that they didn’t have back in December when they only suspended him a few games?  Should athletic director Tim Pernetti be next? EARLIER: Shades of Bobby Knight? Of course, college coaching is a tough, high pressure job and at times you’d have to be a saint NOT to curse at, or want to punch one of your…

April 3, 2013

Granny, 74, Banned From Rugby Sidelines for Abusing Officials, Rival Players

We’ve covered a lot of fans behaving badly in the past, but never anyone this old and seemingly harmless. But Lillian Mort, 74, is anything but harmless when it comes to her sideline antics at her local ruby team in Bridgend, South Wales in the UK. She is such a monster that she has now bee banned for three months from attending any other games. The final straw?When Lillian was…

March 21, 2013

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February 13, 2013

Video: Virginia Tech Receiver Marcus Davis Really, Really Doesn’t Like Blocking

Okay, not every wide receiver in college loves to run down field and try to knock down an opposing defensive back . . . but Marcus “But I Might Get My Uniform Dirty!” Davis of Virginia Tech takes this contact avoidance to a new low.  Just watch him in the video clip below of him against Florida State and see how often he not only misses making a block, he…

November 13, 2012

Division III College Golf Coach Goes on F-Bomb Rant During Bus Ride Home, Later Gets Fired – Matt Mahanic

From the guys over at DeadSpin.com: a Division III golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., goes on one of the longest profanity rants we’ve ever heard. Not that we’ve heard a lot, but you know, some. Hey, what kind of profanity we hear is not the point here: this f*cking coach is at a Christian school and he probably just set a record for F-bombs per…

November 12, 2012

Video: UC Santa Barbara Soccer Player Taken Off Field in Handcuffs After Pushing Referee

And that was just the start of the fun. First, the Gauchos lost to rival UC Davis 2-1, and after the match the coach and several players were arguing with the referees when player  Peter “Don’t Call Me McGruff” McGlynn decided to get the attention of the referee by shoving him from behind and knocking him to the ground (although it looks like the ref took a bit of a dive…

October 30, 2012