Texas A&M Quarterback Johnny Manziel, aka Johnny Football, Sent Home from Manny Passing Academy for Hard Partying

Nothing like a Heismann Trophy Winner to show up hungover to a football camp run by the most famous family in football: The Mannings. And we’re hearing that he was sent home by none other than Papa Manning himself: Archie. Our boots on the ground in Thibodaux, La. — believe it or not, we have them — informed us that Johnny Manziel was sent home from the Manning Passing Academy…

July 15, 2013
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“So Painful, Painful in My Areas!” – Soccer Ref Files Lawsuit Over Groin Grab

Attackes on soccer referees are NOT uncommon. We’ve chronicled a few a them over the years. But usually they get punched or kicked by angry players, coaches or fans. This poor guy in Kenya though, first was allegedly kicked and hit by members of a youth soccer team (kids!)and then grabbed by the coach. And by “grabbed” we mean by the testicles and pulled down on. Apparently hard enough to…

April 24, 2013
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Oops! Tampa Bay Rays Forced to Apologize for Offensive Sign Held Up By Mascot

April 5, 2013

Some people humor meters are just out of whack . . . or maybe they never had them to begin with. Take Raymond Ray, the mascot of the Tamp Bay Rays of MLB. He was spotted with this sign at a game the other night. Just, no. Here’s more from USA Today: Most of the time, professional sports mascots are bastions of benevolence, distributing T-shirts and hot dogs to the…

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ESPN’s OTL: Video Shows Rutgers B-Ball Coach Physically & Verbally Assaulting Players at Practice

UPDATE: Rutgers finally fired coach Rice yesterday. But what new evidence was there yesterday that they didn’t have back in December when they only suspended him a few games?  Should athletic director Tim Pernetti be next? EARLIER: Shades of Bobby Knight? Of course, college coaching is a tough, high pressure job and at times you’d have to be a saint NOT to curse at, or want to punch one of your…

April 3, 2013
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Granny, 74, Banned From Rugby Sidelines for Abusing Officials, Rival Players

We’ve covered a lot of fans behaving badly in the past, but never anyone this old and seemingly harmless. But Lillian Mort, 74, is anything but harmless when it comes to her sideline antics at her local ruby team in Bridgend, South Wales in the UK. She is such a monster that she has now bee banned for three months from attending any other games. The final straw?When Lillian was…

March 21, 2013
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February 13, 2013
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Video: Virginia Tech Receiver Marcus Davis Really, Really Doesn’t Like Blocking

Okay, not every wide receiver in college loves to run down field and try to knock down an opposing defensive back . . . but Marcus “But I Might Get My Uniform Dirty!” Davis of Virginia Tech takes this contact avoidance to a new low.  Just watch him in the video clip below of him against Florida State and see how often he not only misses making a block, he…

November 13, 2012
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Division III College Golf Coach Goes on F-Bomb Rant During Bus Ride Home, Later Gets Fired – Matt Mahanic

From the guys over at DeadSpin.com: a Division III golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., goes on one of the longest profanity rants we’ve ever heard. Not that we’ve heard a lot, but you know, some. Hey, what kind of profanity we hear is not the point here: this f*cking coach is at a Christian school and he probably just set a record for F-bombs per…

November 12, 2012
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Video: UC Santa Barbara Soccer Player Taken Off Field in Handcuffs After Pushing Referee

And that was just the start of the fun. First, the Gauchos lost to rival UC Davis 2-1, and after the match the coach and several players were arguing with the referees when player  Peter “Don’t Call Me McGruff” McGlynn decided to get the attention of the referee by shoving him from behind and knocking him to the ground (although it looks like the ref took a bit of a dive…

October 30, 2012
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Video: College QB’s Mom Goes Crazy in Stands, Gets Arrested

Sometimes, it’s not a good idea to have your mom at your game, especially when you’re the new star quarterback and you’re not playing well. Video below, but first, more on the story from the ClarionLedger: The mother of Southern Miss freshman quarterback Anthony Alford was escorted from the stands at M.M. Roberts Stadium Saturday and charged with a pair of misdemeanors after being arrested by Hattiesburg Police.  Lawanda Ann…

October 25, 2012
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Wyoming Football Coach Suspended, Fined for F-Bomb Laden Rant That Included “Howdy Doody” & “Fly Boy” References

As some of you might already know, the University of Wyoming lost to the Air Force Academy on October 13 by the score of 28-27 after throwing away a 10 point lead at half time.  Coaches hate to lose, especially by one point, but the Cowboys’ coach, Dave Christensen, took things a step further and decided to vent his frustration–post game–in a profanity-laden tirade against rival coach Troy Calhoun. Apparently Christensen thought Air…

October 24, 2012
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BadJocks Update: Former Bengals Cheerleader Sarah Jones Tells Her Story This Friday to NBC’s Dateline Along w. Boyfriend

For those of you not following along, Sarah Jones was a married high school English teacher and cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals who stood accused of having an inappropriate relationship with an underage male student. She vehemently denied the charges for months, and even got her mother, a middle school principal, involved in the mess in an attempt to keep the boy quiet.  That bag o’ lies exploded last month when Jones…

October 18, 2012
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