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Drunk High School Basketball Coach Arrested on St. Patty’s Day for Kicking in Door of House That Wasn’t His Mom’s

A lot of people drink alcohol. And people who like to drink, tend to drink even more on St. Patrick's Day. And, not surprisingly, some of the people who drink a little too much on St. Patrick's Day are high school basketball coaches. What is.. Read More

Dumbasses | 03.23.12 | 1 Comment

Another Grade School B-Ball Coach Attacked: This Time Player's Father Knocks Him Out

Another Grade School B-Ball Coach Attacked: This Time Player’s Father Knocks Him Out

Earlier this week, a winning coach on a 6th grade basketball team had part of his ear bitten off by the losing coach following a game. Now we have the father of a 5th to 8th grader at St. Stanislaus School in Michigan City, Indiana punching and beati.. Read More

Dumbasses | 03.14.12 | 1 Comment

Losing Coach Arrested for Biting Ear of Winning Coach of . . . 6th Grade Basketball Team?

Losing Coach Arrested for Biting Ear of Winning Coach of . . . 6th Grade Basketball Team?

Can you hear me now? Probably not if you're the winning CYO coach of a 6th grade basketball team in Springfield, MA. (For those of you not familiar with the acronym, CYO stands for Catholic Youth Organization and for parts of the country where the.. Read More

Dumbasses | 03.13.12 | 1 Comment

Hockey Dad Regrets Using Laser Pointer to Help Daughter’s Team Win – Winthrop High

An update on a story we had earlier this week . . . Does this guy regret using the laser pointer to attempt to blind the goalie for Medway-Ashland High School, or does he just regret getting caught AGAIN at a game with the pointer? Hard to tell.. Read More

Dumbasses | 03.8.12 | 1 Comment

“Father of the Year” Booted From Girl’s High School Hockey Game for Using Laser Pointer

We're all for parents being supportive of their children's sporting activities, but a father in Massachusetts may have gone a tad too far. Officials during the Winthrop High v. Medway-Ashland High girls hockey last week were notified that a father.. Read More

Dumbasses | 03.4.12 | 1 Comment

University of Georgia Soccer Player Charged With Sticking Hash Browns in Her Pants - Carli Shultis

University of Georgia Soccer Player Charged With Sticking Hash Browns in Her Pants – Carli Shultis

The bad news is that Bulldog soccer player Carli Shultis is banned from all eateries on campus for the next year. The good news? We found a picture of her in a bikini! That makes it all better doesn't it? No, not really. And it really doesn't e.. Read More

Dumbasses | 02.29.12 | 1 Comment

Parents, Coach in Conflict Over Proper Way to Celebrate Hockey Player’s 200th Goal . . . as a 9-Year-Old?

Don't want to go into great detail here (I'll let the lengthy story link below do that) but it's amazing that we're even discussing this: the parents of a 9-year-old hockey player in Massachusetts wanted to stop a game in progress to celebrate their .. Read More

Dumbasses | 02.16.12 | 2 Comments

College #Baseball Player Sues Frat Brothers Over Failed “Bottle Rocket in the Anus” Prank – Louis Helmburg III

Any time your story starts with "underage members of the fraternity had been drinking" you know it's going to be good. And usually, these types of things happen at frat parties and there's enough "old school" money to shut everyone up. But, apparentl.. Read More

Dumbasses | 02.7.12 | 1 Comment

Video: Singer M.I.A. Flips Bird, Says

Video: Singer M.I.A. Flips Bird, Says “Sh*t” During Madonna Halftime Show

We didn't see it live and it is certainly hard to tell now that singer MIA is really giving the audience the middle finger at the end of the clip when she holds her hand in front of her body, but it's pretty clear she says "I don't give a sh*t". How .. Read More

Dumbasses | 02.6.12 | 1 Comment

Former College Volleyball Coach Arrested for Allegedly Taking Upskirt Videos at Mall

Former College Volleyball Coach Arrested for Allegedly Taking Upskirt Videos at Mall

John Puncel worked for a year as the assistant women’s volleyball coach at Pasadena City College (CA) and likely used video to help his players improve their play. That's NOT the kind of video he had on his cell phone while at the Glendale Galleria.. Read More

Dumbasses | 02.3.12 | 1 Comment

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