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		<title>HS Track Coach/Daughter-in-Law of Nike Founder, 41, Dismissed After Taking Teen to Prom &#8211; Melisssa Bowerman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We cover a lot of strange stories here at BadJocks. A LOT. Over more than 12 years we thing we&#8217;ve seen just about everything. Then comes the story of Melissa Bowerman, a volunteer track coach at Condon-Wheeler High School in Oregon. If the Bowerman name sounds familiar to you, it&#8217;s because her father-in-law was Bill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: Substitute Goal Keeper Comes Off Bench to Stop Goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 11:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think the flopping and diving in soccer are bad? You should she the world class cheating that goes on. For those of you who follow Argentine soccer (and who doesn&#8217;t?) you&#8217;re already aware that Huracan Las Heras traveled to Club Atletico Union this week in an epic battle between the worst two teams in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trial for UK Soccer Hooligan Delayed When Bathroom Partition Falls Him</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 11:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re all familiar with soccer hooligans, aren&#8217;t you? Tough guys who always want to brawl with other soccer fans, get into it with the police and generally cause trouble without regard to their own physical safety. Like Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, a member of the fearsome Holmesdale Fanatics who&#8217;s on trial in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minnesota Gym Teacher on Leave After Killing Gopher During Archery Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 09:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long time readers of BadJocks will remember a story from years ago about a high school wrestling coach who tried to motivate his time by biting the head off a live sparrow. He later claimed it was just &#8220;innocent fun&#8221; and really no big deal because sparrows on his family farm were as &#8220;common as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida Golfer, 75, Goes to Retrieve Ball From Pond, Gets 9 Foot Alligator Instead</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 11:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All Albert Miller, 75, of Lake Wales, FL wanted last week was to retrieve his ball from an irrigation pond near the 15th hole at Lake Ashton Golf and Country Club. He found two balls that didn&#8217;t belong to him, turned to head back to the course when a 9 foot long, 190 lb decided [...]]]></description>
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