Drunk, Distraught Packer Fans Arrested for Choking Daughter Following Loss

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December 21, 2011

How important was the Green Bay Packers winning streak to some of the team’s fans? We’re sure most of them probably were NOT happy with the loss, but they probably took it in stride. Everyone has to lose at some point, right? But at least one Packer fan from Grand Chute, Wisconsin took her frustration out on her daughter, allegedly choking her not once, but twice, and even asking her,…

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Professional Golfer Jeff Overton Arrested for . . . Yelling at People From Limo?

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December 19, 2011

Okay, so maybe there was a little bit more to the story that just yelling at people from a limousine, but that’s were most of the trouble started for PGA golfer Jeff “Hey You!” Overton. Overton was apparently in Bloomington, Indiana where he had played his college ball for the University of Indiana. The allegedly intoxicated golfer was spotted yelling at people from inside a limo that was blocking traffic…

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Woman Driving School Bus for Girls Swim Team Arrested for DUI . . . at 8 in the Morning!

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December 6, 2011

How do you know when you have a drinking problem? When you get arrested for DUI. While driving a school bus. Full of kids on the swim team and their coach on the way to a meet. When the coach makes you stop at the side of the road and let the kids off because you’re driving so badly. When you let the kids off, then still drive away and…

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ESPN Hockey Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested on DWI Charge

Not a lot of details on this one, other than the curious fact that Barnaby’s Porsche Cayenne came to police attention when they noticed that he was driving on just the front rim. No tire, just the rim, and that it was causing some sparks. The ESPN hockey analyst then failed some field sobriety tests before refusing to take a breathalyzer. He was charged with DWI and had his license…

December 6, 2011
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Woman in “Slutty Referee” Halloween Arrested for DUI, Punches Female Officer, Poses for Classic Mug Shot

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October 26, 2011

This story has so much Fail in it that it seems a shame to put it only in one post. But I’ll try. Tisha Conklin, 37, of West Bloomfield, Michigan was driving home from what we hope was a Halloween party in her 1998 Jeep Cherokee early Sunday morning when an officer pulled her over. The cops had her take a breath test and found out that her BAC was…

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Gone Baby, Gone! #Gamecocks Dismiss Steven Garcia for Final Time, Allegedly Tested Positive for Booze, Weed

ESPN is reporting that oft-suspended South Carolina quarterback Stephen “Can I Have One More Chance?’ Garcia has now been removed from the team PERMANENTLY. As most of you will recall, in his 9+ years as a student-athlete with the Gamecocks, Garcia has been suspended numerous times (we counted six) for various minor infractions of school rules. Most recently in April he got in trouble for “unacceptable conduct at a life-skills…

October 12, 2011
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Police Arrest Drunk Sister of ND Quaterback Tommy Rees for Fight During Purdue Game – #MeghanRees

Mug shot of Meghan Rees, sister of Notre Dame quaterback Tommy Rees
October 5, 2011

(Looking for the story about Tommy Rees getting arrested after a confrontation with cops? Click here for his mug shot and arrest details.) So, a fight breaks out in the stands during last Saturday’s game in West Lafayette, Indiana between the Purdue Boilermakers and the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame. Nothing really new there: there’s usually some kind of altercation at ever major college football game played. The fact that…

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Former #MLB Player Arrested for DUI With Daughter, 5, in Car; Blows .331% BAC – Curtis Leskanic

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October 2, 2011

How did we miss this one? It’s been more than two weeks since former Major League Baseball player and World Series champion Curtis “I’ll Have Another!” Leskanic was arrested and charged with driving drunk with his 5-year-old daughter in the vehicle and eventually blew a .331% BAC, more than four times the legal limit. According to police, he was found at 8 pm on a Monday night, passed out behind…

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New Mexico Fires Football Coach After “Recruit” Arrested for DUI in Car Owned by Son – #MikeLocksley

It’s not like head coach Mike Locksley was burning things up for the Lobos: in just over two seasons at the University of New Mexico, he had amassed a record of 2-26, including two back-t0-back 1-11 seasons. Yes, he inherited some problems from previous coaches (including NCAA sanctions limiting scholarships) but allegedly also had his share of on–and off–field problems. The most recent? A young football player from Chicago who…

September 26, 2011
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#Bengals Jerome Simpson Considered Top Draft in #Marijuana Fantasy League

Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of marijuana to his door. The cannabis was shipped from California’s Emerald Triangle and lead officers to search Simpson’s house where found 6 more pounds of marijuana, smoking pipes and scales!…

September 23, 2011
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4 #OregonState U Football Players Arrested for “Unlawful Amplified Minors”

4 freshmen Oregon State Football players decided to party Saturday night & invited 36 other underaged people.  Kool-Aid must have been out of stock at the grocery store because they decided to serve alcohol to all.  The “dumbass” part of the story really kicks in when the boys decided not to answer the police’s numerous knocks, doorbell rings & phone calls.  Only after a search warrant was issued, did they…

August 18, 2011
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#Oregon Coach Chip Kelly Not Concerned Star Players Arrested Driving 118 MPH While Smoking Weed

“We smoked it all!” Just the kind of thing a college football coach doesn’t want to hear after his starting QB is pulled over driving 118 mph in a rental car. Unless, of course, you’re Oregon head coach Chip “Look the Other Way” Kelly. Okay, so the cops never could prove who was high and who wasn’t in that 2011 Nissan Altama, but passenger Darron Thomas, the Ducks starting quarterback,…

August 17, 2011
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