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Category Archives: DUI/Drunks/Drugs
Drunk, Distraught Packer Fans Arrested for Choking Daughter Following Loss
How important was the Green Bay Packers winning streak to some of the team’s fans? We’re sure most of them probably were NOT happy with the loss, but they probably took it in stride. Everyone has to lose at some … Continue reading
Professional Golfer Jeff Overton Arrested for . . . Yelling at People From Limo?
Okay, so maybe there was a little bit more to the story that just yelling at people from a limousine, but that’s were most of the trouble started for PGA golfer Jeff “Hey You!” Overton. Overton was apparently in Bloomington, … Continue reading
Woman Driving School Bus for Girls Swim Team Arrested for DUI . . . at 8 in the Morning!
How do you know when you have a drinking problem? When you get arrested for DUI. While driving a school bus. Full of kids on the swim team and their coach on the way to a meet. When the coach … Continue reading
ESPN Hockey Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested on DWI Charge
Not a lot of details on this one, other than the curious fact that Barnaby’s Porsche Cayenne came to police attention when they noticed that he was driving on just the front rim. No tire, just the rim, and that … Continue reading
Woman in “Slutty Referee” Halloween Arrested for DUI, Punches Female Officer, Poses for Classic Mug Shot
This story has so much Fail in it that it seems a shame to put it only in one post. But I’ll try. Tisha Conklin, 37, of West Bloomfield, Michigan was driving home from what we hope was a Halloween … Continue reading
Gone Baby, Gone! #Gamecocks Dismiss Steven Garcia for Final Time, Allegedly Tested Positive for Booze, Weed
ESPN is reporting that oft-suspended South Carolina quarterback Stephen “Can I Have One More Chance?’ Garcia has now been removed from the team PERMANENTLY. As most of you will recall, in his 9+ years as a student-athlete with the Gamecocks, … Continue reading
Police Arrest Drunk Sister of ND Quaterback Tommy Rees for Fight During Purdue Game – #MeghanRees
So, a fight breaks out in the stands during last Saturday’s game in West Lafayette, Indiana between the Purdue Boilermakers and the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame. Nothing really new there: there’s usually some kind of altercation at ever major … Continue reading
Former #MLB Player Arrested for DUI With Daughter, 5, in Car; Blows .331% BAC – Curtis Leskanic
How did we miss this one? It’s been more than two weeks since former Major League Baseball player and World Series champion Curtis “I’ll Have Another!” Leskanic was arrested and charged with driving drunk with his 5-year-old daughter in the … Continue reading
New Mexico Fires Football Coach After “Recruit” Arrested for DUI in Car Owned by Son – #MikeLocksley
It’s not like head coach Mike Locksley was burning things up for the Lobos: in just over two seasons at the University of New Mexico, he had amassed a record of 2-26, including two back-t0-back 1-11 seasons. Yes, he inherited … Continue reading
#Bengals Jerome Simpson Considered Top Draft in #Marijuana Fantasy League
Do you have your draft set for the 2012 Sports Weed Fantasy League? You may want to consider moving Jerome Simpson of Cincinnati Bengals up a couple of rounds after police tracked a package containing more than two pounds of … Continue reading
